Lydia, Lydia, Lydia....

I can handle your sarcasm when holding onto extra equipment.
I can deal with your lack of ability to jump down minor heights.
I can even handle you making a better door than a window.

But Lydia dear, must you shout Skyrim is for the Nords! When fighting random bandits?

You know I joined the Imperial Legion, you know I am a Breton, you know I am working with the Blades.

Why, why must you mock me!

Because she has self respect and wants freedom for her people, like a proper Nord?

lolz lydia >

You will not accuse my Huscarl of being a tool of the Thalmor sir!