But... she has two ebony swords... two. You know what she does? You guessed. She wields one of them and pulls out her cheap rusty iron shield for the other hand. Oh my god. Put that crap away please honey and pull out the nice equipment I gave you.
You know, this wouldn't even be that bad except the only reason I gave her two swords in the first place is because I saw her do something funny yesterday. She was carrying my pickaxe and wood axe and no other weapons. I forgot to give her something, so she just had those two things and all her other default stuff. So we get into a fight and you know what she did? She pulls out the axe in one hand and the pick in the other.
So there I was, thinking "Sweet! Lydia dual wields! I need to get her some decent blades!"
Oh no. She only dual wields if her weapons are crap. And she feels like it. And it's Thursday morning and she had oatmeal for breakfast. Or something. ...Wtf..
Edit:
Foot? Really? I typed that? I meant to say "Dual wield fool!"