Magic schools explained using tomatoes

Post » Mon Dec 16, 2013 8:02 am

Destruction blows tomatoes into salsa.
Restoration feeds you tomato soup.
Illusion convinces people that there is no tomato.
Alteration turns tomatoes into zucchinis.
Conjuration gives you more tomatoes from another dimension.
Enchanting makes your equipment tomato-flavoured.
Mysticism explains the need for tomatoes in the first place.
Alchemy makes you go out and pick every tomato you see.

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Jenna Fields
 
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Post » Mon Dec 16, 2013 3:44 pm

I think there's a lesson here for all of us: even the most recondite concepts can be illustrated by using a tomato.

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Post » Mon Dec 16, 2013 7:04 am

Explain the Thu'um using tomatoes as an allegory.

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Post » Mon Dec 16, 2013 5:26 am

Haha, Alchemy. So true.

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