Ok, I locate a small camp up in the mountains near Serpents Bluff, 3 bandits are there, one standing guard, the other 2 sat at a table with a latern lit, seemingly having a conversation. I approach, and to my amazement, the bandit on guard doesn't give me the typical verbal warning, nor draws a weapon. I step closer and she just stands arms crossed bobbing head up and down. I approach the table and I see that the 2 bandits are laughing, counting coins, many many coins. I try to talk to one and he just says "Quit complaining, I'm losing count". I try again, he responds "Get over it already, we got what we wanted". I talk again and he says "I'm done with this game of yours, leave us alone". After that he just grunts. Chatting to the other guy, he just grunts, so I assume the same dialogue was in place for him originally, too. I go chat to the guard, she says "Going back out there? Good, we got no time for your trouble". Chat to her again and she says "All this Dragon talk seems a bit backwards to me". Chat to her again and she says "Quit bugging me, already".

I must say, not only have I never seen this camp before patch 1.2, I also have a strange feeling towards a couple of things. Firstly, you cannot kill these bandits, they just take a hit but neither move nor fall. You cannot take their gold. There are no chests or anything near, just a bedroll and candles/lanterns, some toppled furniture etc. Secondly, the dialogue seems like a very strange choice of words. Bandits counting lots of money, done with this "GAME" of yours, the lady wanting no trouble and especially the choice of words when she says "All this Dragon talk seems a bit backwards to me". This is a very peculiar Easter Egg if you ask me!!!

Is this a message from Bethesda?

This camp vanished after a couple of days. Seems to behave like a Khajiit caravan.

Sounds like a snipe hunt to me.

Wee-yerd.

I don't get it.

"Fake and gay", as my little brother would say.

...puff, puff, pass.

You messed up the rotation, dude.

I bet they gave you a truck with a Mew under it too

I didn't get it either, but when you consider Dragons are now flying backwards, it seems a bit strange some of the dialogue. Are Bethesda counting the money right now, telling us to stop bugging them? These Bandits are upto something!

1: Shenanigans. I'm calling them.
2: Screenshot or it didn't happen.

Conspiracy theorist or teller of Tall Tales? You decide!

Dragons fly backwards in 1.2.

Some proof, other than text posted would have been nice. Even if it was photoshopped.

You know, I hear bigfoot is in San Andreas.

Sounds fake but if this is real it's so messed up. Or it could be a coincidence.

i say crazy conspiracy theorist that noone will believe

This is complete bull [censored].

Screenshots, and a video of the dialogue or it didn't happen.

LOL. Good post OP. Very entertaining. I liked the joke.

Somebody make this mod.

If this is real..

Bethesda has gained so much respect from me now.

So much.

Maybe it's a bug on consoles, but the one I just killed certainly didn't fly backwards.

You know I searched for bigfoot in that game for hours.

I never found him. :cryvaultboy:

Reminds me of the noob joke we used to tell in a FPS of old (NOLF) if asked for cheats online: Hit ALT+F4 for godmode :evilgrin:

Screenshot or it didn't happen...

All the dragons i fought today were definitely not flying backwards. They were whippin my [censored]! Guess im gonna have to turn the difficulty down on my next dragon priest. Lol

In halo 2 me and my buddies use to tell people to hit start, up,a,up,a as fast possible for a cheat and they would quit out... Very entertaining

But....then you couldn't shoot them in the head......