Make TES themed poetry! Good or bad just do what you can! : The Elder Scrolls Series Discussion

» Thu May 03, 2012 9:20 am

I made a pseudo-lore poem a couple days ago:

http://www.gamesas.com/topic/1341694-queenmanyeyesandheavingbottoms-borrowed-slimesong/

» Thu May 03, 2012 7:36 am

I made a pseudo-lore poem a couple days ago:
http://www.gamesas.com/topic/1341694-queenmanyeyesandheavingbottoms-borrowed-slimesong/

Good writing. You do really well with writing weird stuff.

That is actually a very good idea in that you know. If you want to make it we can transplant the poetry placed in this thread and just have that new thread as a place people from the "Bard's College" to post up ideas for songs and poetry and such for ~~attention~~"critique"

I think I'll make the thread. I'm glad you liked the idea.

» Thu May 03, 2012 6:40 am

One day, the fair M'aiq
Ate a rock
While on a walk
It svcked

» Thu May 03, 2012 6:41 am

Got away with posting this one as monkeytruth in the Lore forum recently. It's written by the infamous Reach-Witch Feona Barrowhart:

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DANCE with me o' darlyn
'ere I beate thee DRUM
and MERRY songs do lead childr'n
here to thee HART o'thee WYDD

Sweete babes do get GOBBLED up
were wyvern com ter meete theyr DOOM
wyrd folk finde JOY inne thee huntan
quit ner thee HART o'thee WYDD

Maedow-larks RISE 'ere thee noon
wen hags an hagravens find thee TIME
to gather gizzerds inne DEAD o'naeght to
toast thee HART o'thee WYDD

Lovely gyrles do turne to MURDER
wen theyr LOVE doth becom escorn'd
an handsome boys fill ure HAPPY belly
whyle eow sow me, o' HART o'thee WYDD!

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» Wed May 02, 2012 7:41 pm

^ Nice one. Very nice. I seriously think these forums are full of gifted people who'd make good writers. It's not only the poetry that's good, but also the characters. People here know how to create characters with strong voices.

I spoke of making a Bards College thread. I still want to do that, but I've been thinking of a plot for a side-RP, if you get it. An optional RP.

» Thu May 03, 2012 3:23 am

M'aiq met a mud crab
Who wanted to sell him booze
He said yes

So the night after
M'aiq and his friends, Im-Leet and Rolf the Uber,
Went out
And got drunk in Ald-Ruhn
But the Redoran were total swits about it
And they got put in jail