What Is Your Name? - Created a character - 10g

What Is Your Quest? - Completed the Main Quest - 50g

play on pc
master all spells&shouts
have many followers
lead a village
gain world domination

You need Axe - 10g - Kill 50 enemies with an axe

Full Circle - 5g - Get married then divorced, the old fashioned way. :whisper: ... :flamethrower:

George W Bush = Completely distroy Skyrim's economy
Holy Moly = Throw a spear
Take That! =reverse pickpocket a NPC to the point you over encumber them
Socialite = party with the dragons
Olyimpian = ski or sled down throat of the world and live.

DING! Second achievement unlocked!

anol Glaucoma - "Blindly speak so far out one's own ass, thinking they know someone's complete personality from a single post on a forum."

Since the name of your achievement doesn't actually make sense, I can only assume that you randomly combined two words in an attempt to look witty. I'm not entirely sure so I'll leave it to somebody else around here to judge but I'm pretty sure that your attempt failed. :cookie:

100G-"Defeat the World-Eater"

Defeat Alduin in combat and imprison him.

Criminal scum: Gain a bounty of 10000 or more.

Party time!: meet a non-hostile dragon.

I feel lighter: eat a carrot.

Paedo -- spend at least 24 in-game hours sneaking undetected with children around

Lionheart -- slay an army of Saracens

When you fail to see wit, you only make yourself look like an imbecile. Congrats on that. It's your 3rd perk.

anol (related to the ass)
Glaucoma (a degenerative condition of the eye that can lead to blindness)

OK, going on the fact that I've now defined the two words in question for you, let's look at the description...

"BLINDLY speak so far out one's ASS...."

Need I explain this obviously too witty response any further for you?

lol

"They're NOT There" - Notice text that improperly uses "There", "Their" or "They're" 30 times.

Oh wait, that's not an achievement for the game, that's for this forum.

I know what glaucoma is...the way it is used doesn't make sense. anol eye condition that causes blindness? How does that refer to speaking in any way? Only a total imbecile would think that ANYONE would get that from anol Glaucoma. Seriously if anybody got your "anol Glaucoma" comment I'd like them to speak up now so that I can feel like an idiot.

It's word play.

@Kiln
lol, well THERE'S your problem, you took the title and are looking for it to make literal sense.

The phrase anol Glaucoma was originally used when you couldn't see yourself doing something. "I'm going to have to call in sick, yeah... I got anol glaucoma... I can't see my ass coming into work today."

Vanquisher of dragons: Defeat two dragons simultaneously. (Not one after another, need to be actively attacked by both)
Consummate betrayer: Complete 10 quests in a way that slights the original quest giver.
Air Skyrim: Allow a dragon to lift you up into the sky 10 times.
Master of the debate: Killed 15 dragons, with the final blow being from a dragon shout.
Dragon what?: Defeated 15 dragons without using any dragon shouts.
Dragon hater: Killed 100 dragons.
Equal Opportunity killer: Killed at least 5 members of each player race.
True Dovahkiin: Earned all other achievements

"Northern Blacksmith" - Create a full set of armor

complete The Companions faction line

complete The College of Whispers

complete the thieves guild

complete the main story

thats what its going to be lolololol

Right, sorry I haven't heard that before so pardon my ignorance but in my mind it is on par with fart jokes. Anyways I'm done arguing because the mods around here really like to ban and/or warn me for voicing my opinions.

You'll shoot your eye out kid: Cause 10,000 damage with a bow.

(un)funny man-fail to joke in the speechcraft minigame 4 times :rolleyes:

I did this type of topic a while ago... its a fun type of topic that the mod can't shut down (its like a game, but its not)

glad to see it again.

"Punch Out" (10g) - Kill a Dragon unarmed and unarmored

Diveakiin - Jump off a cliff and fall 200 feet into a water source.
Drugonborn - Defeat a dragon while under the effects of Skooma.
Pocket Protector - Steal gold from a thief and slip it into a beggar's pocket.
Latchkey Kid - Provide a prison key to a jailed prisoner.
Say Your Prayers - Kill a person while they sleep and capture their soul in a gem.

That last step is a doozy! Fus Roh Da someone off the throat of the world.

Snow white's understudy. Kill 20 people with poisoned apples.

"Healer" - Cast convalescence spells on 50 people
"Immolator" - Kill 50 people with fire-damage spells
"Storm hand" - Kill 50 people with shock-damage spells
"Hoarfrost Horror" - Kill 50 people with frost-damage spells
"Explorer" - Discover 200 locations
"Ahab" - Kill 50 aquatic monsters

"Northern Champion" - Beat the main quest as a Nord
"Warrior of Wayrest" - Beat the main quest as a Breton
"Champion of Cyrodiil" - Beat the main quest as an Imperial
"Crimson Hero" - Beat the main quest as a Redguard
"Desert Paw" - Beat the main quest as a Khajiit
"Dark Knight" - Beat the main quest as a Dunmer
"Might of the Marsh" - Beat the main quest as an Argonian
"High and Mighty" - Beat the main quest as an Altmer
"Pariah and Proud" - Beat the main quest as an Orsimer
"Carnivorous Champion" - Beat the main quest as a Bosmer

"Dragon Friend" - Befriend a dragon
"Dragonheart" - Marry a dragon
"Dracophile" - Wake up feeling "Well Rested" with a dragon
"Dragon Foe" - Kill 10 dragons
"Dragon Slayer" - Kill 50 dragons

"Necronomidoom" - Kill 50 Necromancers
"To Oblivion with Oblivion" - Kill 50 Conjurers

"I AM REALLY GOOD AT YELLING" - Master all Dragonshouts

"Jack Of All Trades" - Attain Master level of 10 skills
"Nothing That I Can't Do" - Attain Master level of all skills