Since the achievements where revealed today http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5143/5579010169_bf4b8f78d6_o.jpg provided my muddy on our forums. Why not take some time to make our own achievements for fun.

I made a few from another achievement thread.

GOT THE GAME EARLY: earn every achievement on day one

Yeah... it kinda svcks, but everytime UPS comes to my house (for my wife) I secretly hope there is a mix up and it's my copy of BRINK.

I am Ninja: Kill 3 enemies in succession and disguise as them.

Foul!: Slide tackle and knife 10 enemies.

LEEERRRROOOYYY!: Complete every main objective in a match, on your own. (Counterproductive!)

Death From Above: Jump onto an enemy from a ledge above.

Ammo Efficiency: Kill 4 enemies with one explosive.

Saviour: Revive your entire team with a single Lazarus Grenade.

They Shoot Bullets Too: Knock down 30 enemies with melee bashes.

Le Parkour: Run from one side of the map to the other without stopping.

Twitch Reflexes: Headshot an enemy while wallhopping.

You All Look Familiar: Heal, resupply or buff a team member with the same character model as you.

Mexican Standoff: Use Downed Fire to kill an enemy using Downed Fire and another hostile.

BAD DOG! STAY! Kill off an enemy within 10 seconds of them being revived.

I'M TAKING YOU WITH ME. Kill yourself and an opponent in the same explosion.

SHOULD'VE GONE TO SPECSAVERS. Knife an opponent while they're aiming using the iron sights.

HUGS! Knock down an opponent by jumping on their head.

WOUNDED, BUT THE SOUL STILL BURNS! Take the full force of an explosive that was aimed at a teammate.

YOU'RE WELCOME. Be the only one on your team with more than 10 Defense or Offense awards in a match.

CLEVER GIRL! Win a match with less than 20 seconds on the clock.

SHOOTING YOURSELF IN THE FOOT. Kill an enemy Operative while they're disguised as you.

FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU Blow up an enemy Engineer's turret 5 times while they're building it.

DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA! Gun down at least 3 enemies in a row with a Heavy weapon, without letting go of the trigger.

YOU CALL THAT HACKING? Knife an enemy that's attempting to take over your Command Post.

NOPE. Have an opponent get crushed under the shortcut you just blocked off.

TIGGERS ARE WONDERFUL THINGS. Use the SMART system to make a total of 1000 long jumps.

PULL! Gun down 10 airborne opponents.

YOU DIDN'T SEE INDIANA JONES, DID YOU? Use your sidearm to gun down an opponent that's attempting a knife kill.

IN THROUGH ONE EAR AND OUT THE OTHER. 3 headshot kills in a row.

A WELL-OILED KILLING MACHINE. Kill 5 enemies while sliding.

WHO TOUCH MY GUN!? Kill the opponent that destroyed your Turret.

Watch The Boots:
Kill a sliding opponent.

Part Time Job:
Choose a class, buff an ally, then switch back out all with 20 seconds.

The Pacifist:
Heal, revive, or buff your teammates 10 times without killing.

The 9th Soldier:
Kill 10 enemies in 1 game with your turret.

Man Mirror:
Find yourself(locate an operative disguised as you)

BOOM HEADSHOT!!!:
Kill 15 enemies by shooting them in the head.

The Crippler:
Kill 20 enemies by shooting them in the arm or leg

Contradiction:
As a soldier, have a gun with no ammo for 30 seconds

Barebones:
Play a game with no abilities

This is Sasha:
Play 25 matches with the Gottlung Gun

BOINK!!!:
As a light melée 15 enemies in one game

You Got Blood on my Suit:
Knife and kill an enemy as a disguised Operative

Yipe yee kyaw kyoh:
Shoot an enemy that was shot by your turret 5 times

I'm just a CYCLOPS!!!:
kill 20 enemies with grenades or grenade launchers

AHAHAHAHAHA!!!:
Get 20 kills in one game while wearing a gas mask

Will update later but I'm too lazy to make more right now

"ilu" (10,000 Gamerscore) - You're one of 14 people who bought the game.



Not insulting the game or Splash Damage, I mean that as we are the privileged few who made a smart move. So, we get a generous gamerscore boost!

Nice cover up lmao

And one for all- kill 3 people by sticking on of them with a sticky gernade

The observer- get a kill by putting a turret into a light only zone

Train wreck- slide into someone who is sliding

True ninja- win a match without being seen

The bigger they are, the harder they fall: Down a buffed Heavy opponent while being an unbuffed Light character - 50G

And thanks for the list, i never knew they were announced!

Meet the spy - Kill an operative as he attempts to disguise as one of your teammates.

Warcraft - Build a turret who then kills 10 people before being disabled.

SMART move - Escape a firefight using SMART, double back, and kill your attacker from behind. (Grenades excluded)

It's a small world - Kill 500 Heavy bodytypes as a Light over the course of your career.

Lich - Revive a teammate, who then assists you in a firefight.

Back from the dead After being downed, get revived and kill the person who knocked you down.
So close but so far Snipe a enemy VIP 10 feet from the evac, and win. (ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE IMO)
Napoleon effect Win a game outnumbered
Cheers mate Create a medium character who is black, has a scottish accent, and has an eyepatch.
All outta gum Get 10 kills without dying.

His friend is a knife, that's why he's still alive. - Kill the entire enemy team in a match using a knife.

I can top that.

Get Wraith'd- get 30 knife kills in one match and win the match

A challenge worthy of OnlyUseMeBlade!

Trust me when it happens and it will, you will all know.

We shall see. (Also, I answered the poll in your sig)

Good now if it wouldn't only help stop the flood of polls.

Lol.

Can't stop the [heart]beat- as a medic, revive 25 people in a row withought dying

That annoying Devil- revive your whole team while taking an objective.

Pencil trick Kill an enemy with a knife to the forehead.
Cut the wrong wire Kill an enemy with a IED while they are disarming it
Its just been revoked... Kill an enemy with a headshot with a side arm, while they are interrogating a teammate.

Nice.

That's not a corpse: Kill 3 or more people with in 45 seconds after ending the play dead ability.

Beating a dead cat- Interrogate a person who is using the play dead ability

Doesn't work like that. You can only interrogate downed opponents not corspes.

Wait, play dead ability? That's news to me. What're the details on that?

EDIT: Or is the joke flying miles above my head? Stupid April Fools, I don't know what to believe.

But he is actually alive so it should work in theory. :spotted owl: