You have failed the internet. I clearly made a joke argument, you took it seriously, I gave you a way out, you took it seriously. You must study your interwebs, improvement will follow.
Meh.
I may have been wrong, I guess I was, in this instance, but I never underestimate the stupidity of man.
I wasn't sure if you understood what I was saying or not, I guess the intent of your "way out" was lost without the inflections of being audibly voiced.