MAN, WHY THE F***.....

Post » Thu Dec 31, 2009 6:26 am

IS THIS GAME SO FULL OF WIN
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Man, do you guys get an epic feel from playing this game or what? Sure it has its issues. But, WOW!! nothing beats me coming face to face with an enemy and hitting my LB button*epic rapist voice* "MAXIMUM ARMOR" and start a shoot out. The visuals just make it all that much better.

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New tradition: Before putting Crysis 2 inside my xbox, I have to rub my genitilia about 3-5 times then clean my undies continue to bask in all the win that this game manifested on my gaming life. So, i can then play this beast of a game. Any of you experience the same?
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Marta Wolko
 
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Post » Thu Dec 31, 2009 11:24 am

I'm right there with you! The only difference is that I rub my genitalia 12-15 times.
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Liii BLATES
 
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Post » Thu Dec 31, 2009 6:50 am

I'm right there with you! The only difference is that I rub my genitalia 12-15 times.


i tried it but got a rash....so now i have clifford the big red ball between my legs....never again shall i attempt such insane rubbing
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Jinx Sykes
 
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Post » Thu Dec 31, 2009 3:08 pm

My balls are bigger than yours!
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Alan Whiston
 
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Post » Thu Dec 31, 2009 12:20 am

My balls are bigger than yours!

how do you know how big mine are? GAYY F@GG is GAYY
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Nicholas C
 
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Post » Thu Dec 31, 2009 1:32 am

I have to use COD as a warm up for the insane gameplay action i get on crysis 2
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lucile davignon
 
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Post » Thu Dec 31, 2009 4:06 pm

I have to use COD as a warm up for the insane gameplay action i get on crysis 2

gunna try that when i get home
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Gracie Dugdale
 
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Post » Thu Dec 31, 2009 4:27 pm

everything is so much more fast paced on crysis 2 then almost any other shooter. Only thing that i have that is as fun would be maybe borderlands
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Jason White
 
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Post » Wed Dec 30, 2009 11:58 pm

I go into such a state of intense thinking when I play Crysis 2 MP, that when I go back and play Black Ops, I'm somehow a fair margin better because it doesn't require as much thought process.
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Post » Thu Dec 31, 2009 5:44 am

I go into such a state of intense thinking when I play Crysis 2 MP, that when I go back and play Black Ops, I'm somehow a fair margin better because it doesn't require as much thought process.

lmao ya you can breath for sec without getting shot at the second you stand still, the pace is far different. Crysis is my favorite MP game ever, i just really wish it turns into something huge with alot of rewards, achievements, special unlocks of weapons/attachments etc.
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Post » Thu Dec 31, 2009 2:26 pm

I go into such a state of intense thinking when I play Crysis 2 MP, that when I go back and play Black Ops, I'm somehow a fair margin better because it doesn't require as much thought process.

lmao ya you can breath for sec without getting shot at the second you stand still, the pace is far different. Crysis is my favorite MP game ever, i just really wish it turns into something huge with alot of rewards, achievements, special unlocks of weapons/attachments etc.
I always hate when I'm running low on energy, I spot what seems to be a safe place, turn off my cloak and a dude runs around the corner and kills me instantly, or I get shot from somewhere far off. It's like "DAMN IT!" lol
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claire ley
 
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Post » Thu Dec 31, 2009 3:11 pm

Lmao^
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stephanie eastwood
 
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Post » Thu Dec 31, 2009 5:20 am

I go into such a state of intense thinking when I play Crysis 2 MP, that when I go back and play Black Ops, I'm somehow a fair margin better because it doesn't require as much thought process.

lmao ya you can breath for sec without getting shot at the second you stand still, the pace is far different. Crysis is my favorite MP game ever, i just really wish it turns into something huge with alot of rewards, achievements, special unlocks of weapons/attachments etc.
I always hate when I'm running low on energy, I spot what seems to be a safe place, turn off my cloak and a dude runs around the corner and kills me instantly, or I get shot from somewhere far off. It's like "DAMN IT!" lol

de ja vu! or your in cloak and you get killed alot faster because the armor took too long to activate
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Post » Thu Dec 31, 2009 7:19 am

I go into such a state of intense thinking when I play Crysis 2 MP, that when I go back and play Black Ops, I'm somehow a fair margin better because it doesn't require as much thought process.

lmao ya you can breath for sec without getting shot at the second you stand still, the pace is far different. Crysis is my favorite MP game ever, i just really wish it turns into something huge with alot of rewards, achievements, special unlocks of weapons/attachments etc.
I always hate when I'm running low on energy, I spot what seems to be a safe place, turn off my cloak and a dude runs around the corner and kills me instantly, or I get shot from somewhere far off. It's like "DAMN IT!" lol

Then you are using cloak too much. Cloak is not very useful when used as a main strategy. Trust me, those are the easiest targets.

If you move around and only use cloak for areas without cover or when sneaking up on someone you will do better. There is no need in using cloak when there is enough cover. Its a waste of energy.
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Post » Thu Dec 31, 2009 1:50 am

Then you are using cloak too much. Cloak is not very useful when used as a main strategy. Trust me, those are the easiest targets.

If you move around and only use cloak for areas without cover or when sneaking up on someone you will do better. There is no need in using cloak when there is enough cover. Its a waste of energy.

To each his own. I do well.
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Post » Thu Dec 31, 2009 11:18 am


Then you are using cloak too much. Cloak is not very useful when used as a main strategy. Trust me, those are the easiest targets.

If you move around and only use cloak for areas without cover or when sneaking up on someone you will do better. There is no need in using cloak when there is enough cover. Its a waste of energy.
Solution: cloak enhance + nano recharge + mobility enhance.

Run around the map cloaked 90% of the time. Press armor, kill, cloak+reload, repeat until energy is low, hide for 1.5 seconds and repeat.
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Christina Trayler
 
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Post » Thu Dec 31, 2009 4:26 pm

That is perty much my setup, but i have been trying to get level III on the health restore, so far 1202/1500 so getting close.
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Aaron Clark
 
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Post » Thu Dec 31, 2009 6:18 am

I had that feeling until the grain glitch struck in the first raining level, then got progressively worse turning a great game into one of the most disappointing ones I've played...ever.

It brought me up so high, then I was like WTF this thing isn't going away, it's getting worse, what the hell are all those blocks doing all over the screen. And all my love was gone.

2 months later no fix, Crysis 3 will sell much worse that Crysis 2 - games shouldn't release with some of the glitches this one has....again, over 2 months later. It's like the RROD of game releases, I can't understand why it's so messed up!? Even the sound is messed, the weapon attachments don't unlock, the lag can be so bad it's laughable. Shame too, this game should be amazing.

It released way too early.
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Anna Krzyzanowska
 
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Post » Thu Dec 31, 2009 11:37 am

sad face^
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Post » Thu Dec 31, 2009 4:49 am

Happy face
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