Alright Sergeant. Your word is law. I'll be collecting memory logs and cutting the veins on my hands because some things in live like a proper working game that doesn't crash every 15 mins with no damn logfile whatsoever to make it easier just makes me happy.
Next time I'll perform a complete scientific evaluation and i'll pass it up the chain of command to make you happy, that fine with you Sir?
You're treading a fine line; you're either going to get ignored by everyone here for being a jerk about your crashes.
In case you hadn't noticed, no one likes a wiseass. You want help? Ask correctly, and politely, without being a sarcastic jerk.
You can't expect anyone to want to help you if you're going to just insult people who are trying to help you.
Oh, what's this? He was trying to help you? *Gasp*
How could you have missed the tell tale signs of someone giving advice? Must have been that thick layer of Ego and Pretentiousness.
Want help? You're never going to get it from me. Or anyone if you keep up this stuff.
Oh, and don't bother responding to this post, I'm going to simply never read anything you say again.