Have you ever drunk Baileys from a shoe?
Only with Old Greg.
Mmmm, soft creamy beige...
But I have another question for you, since you're a character artist. Will you put me in the game as an npc? You could make me a crazy Nord(male) named Fife who goes around asking people if they've ever drunk mead from a shoe. Or you could make me the mightiest sorcerer of the lands. Or both. Its whatever... So you can do that for me right?
EDIT: Instead of Fife, you could name me Old Fife. I don't know what new stuff you've implemented in Skyrim, but you could either have me in a boat on a small pond or standing near a small pond and when someone talks to me I'd be all like, "What are you doing in my waters..."