Megaton Bar : Fallout Series Discussion

» Tue Dec 15, 2009 1:13 pm

welcome to the Megaton Bar!

come in, take a break, and have a drink

the nuka cola is warm and the beer is... well we're not quite sure what it is actually

and don't worry bout the roaches they just wanna drink to

so come on in and join us for a round we welcome all and don't discriminate (neither do our weapons so don't eve think about it)

CHEERS YOU MUTATED SCUMBAGS!!

» Tue Dec 15, 2009 8:51 am

???

» Tue Dec 15, 2009 8:30 pm

Dammit, you've ruined the first non-RP in this forum. Or is there actually a point in this? Is this only the beginning? I'll admit.....I was going to try and be the first to post a fic because I am so selfish, but it looks like you've beaten me to it. Or did you? I'm not sure, because to me this doesn't constitute as a fic. More spammy than anything...

EDIT: Conflabbit.....don't pay attention to what I said, because you're not even the first anyway...

» Tue Dec 15, 2009 12:10 pm

looks like some of have had too much to drink as is

this thread was set up mearly for us to play outthe dark humurous fun fallout is known foor

rp with with radiated booze

» Tue Dec 15, 2009 10:58 pm

so this is a rp, I couldnt tell.

» Tue Dec 15, 2009 4:55 pm

I could use a Nuka Break.

» Tue Dec 15, 2009 4:27 pm

c'mon in then!

What can i get ya?

wup. hold on a sec.

*goes beneath counter, reapears with fork, and stabs aroach on the counter,leaving it there*

now then what would you like?

» Tue Dec 15, 2009 6:56 pm

Uhh...
I dont quite get it.

» Tue Dec 15, 2009 1:27 pm

*I walk into the bar.*

Me: Hey, bartender, give me 1 bottle of... er... umm.... stuff? I dunno, they used to call it Beer, but I doubt something that looks like jelly resembles what it once was!

» Tue Dec 15, 2009 2:03 pm

Redsrock walks into the bar, to see most everyone drunk, and everyone else close to it. "How can you all sit here and drink when there's a good story to be read right under this here thread!? Read the story that has no name! If you don't then I shall smite you with my dub-pistols! I mean it, fools!

Then Redsrock walks out of the bar and returns to his thread, waiting for Readers-N-Repliers.

» Tue Dec 15, 2009 9:48 am

*I stand up.*

Me: Another 'bumper'.

*I grab my fatboy and load it, walk outside and blast RedsRock off the face of this planet. Then, I go back to where I once sat.*

Me: What about my drink, Bartender?

» Tue Dec 15, 2009 2:46 pm

Redsrock laughs at the man with the fatboy and says with a huge laugh, "What an idiot! Don't you get it? I am a mere figment of your imagination. I cannot be killed....because I am not even real! Perhaps you should ease off the booze, my friend. I do believe it's getting to you."

» Tue Dec 15, 2009 6:00 pm

"Lay off the booze?? Never! You have showed me your one weakness, though!"

I think extremely hard, and slowly, redsrock fades away.

» Tue Dec 15, 2009 4:54 pm

Redsrock cries out with pain, angry at himself for giving away the secret to his existence. Little by little he begins to fade away, until there is nothing left to see but reality.

» Tue Dec 15, 2009 5:13 pm

{OOC: You know what, I just might now go seer your Fan-fic, hope it's good!}

I reenter the bar and continue waiting for my beer.

» Tue Dec 15, 2009 4:20 pm

Beers comin up!

*fills up rusted tin cans fom water spicket attached to an oil drum of old booze and slides them down to those waiting*

don't worry its all only partly contaminated

oh one rule no bar fights... unless i'm involved

» Tue Dec 15, 2009 7:57 pm

....

» Wed Dec 16, 2009 1:31 am

I can't believe this was left on the board? Amazing, even Gstaff commented in this thread!

Me: Hey, bartender! I want a shot of vodka mixed in with whiskey and a glass of wine thanks!

» Tue Dec 15, 2009 10:02 pm

Its like drunken dragon inn, in teh TES fan fic forum

An interestin gman walkes into the bar, wearing his shirt inside out.

"Gimmie some liqour, please"

» Tue Dec 15, 2009 11:36 pm

Theres a necromancer here?

» Tue Dec 15, 2009 7:18 pm

Don't bring the dead to life, its already been said about one thread on here.

» Tue Dec 15, 2009 11:08 pm

I would like a nice warm beer please....
And a whisky on the rocks..... dirty rocks please.....

» Wed Dec 16, 2009 12:14 am

Leave dead threads dead....

» Tue Dec 15, 2009 7:57 pm

guthrix walks into the bar and sits on the stool
guthrix:gimme a nuke cola man(and mix a little beer in there)

» Tue Dec 15, 2009 4:03 pm

YOUR ALL RAISING THE DEAD!!!!STOP IT STOP ITTTTT!!!!!