Just saying this first: I'm interested in any other funny IRL Oblivion-related sayings people have said, had said to them, or just thought of. Let it out, people.


Anyhow, I got home tonight from work to find my cat, Dodger, had thrown up all over my desk, barely missing the laptop. After cleaning it up, I was talking about how evil of a cat he is. And my boyfriend goes, "What can you expect? He's Mehrunes Dodger." My answer to that: "Haha, I love being an Oblivion nerd." Anyone else have some funnies?

That was good, Ally. Thanks for sharing.

Oh yeah, I have loads. Mostly in school..

Once I saw a guy bullying some little kid; being an anti-bullying prefect I yelled. "Stop right there, criminal scum!". I know, incredibly lame. :facepalm:

Then this other time, this hot chick passed us by and my friend goes: "I'd like to get my Toutius sixtius on with her.. :hubbahubba:"

Yes, I'm a complete loser.

I've already designed my tomb stone for my eventual death. It has a scarab symbol and the text "I dream that I am alive", which is both a reference to Morrowind's main quest and Lorkhan, the missing god in the Elder Scrolls who continues to die and be reborn.

I had to write a quick essay on any media or technology related topic. I chose Oblivion. More specifically, why the Adoring Fan won't FREAKIN DIE! The teacher said, "interesting choice" and I got an A+ on it. My parents were like 0_o when they saw that at conferences and even more so when they found out I got a perfect score on it.