What, battle-thongs (underwear, not the footware) not good enough for you?

The game needs skirts made of flesh.

Edit: MF, I get the same feeling. Not the good ol days thing but the acceptance thing. I mean yeah this place is extremely welcome but I kinda feel that way since the mods and their iron hands prevent what people actually feel and think like come out. Ah well.

Consider the array of reactions shown here, and tell me this isn't a 'worthy' thread .


Necrons.

I want barbarians running around grafting animal heads to their fists as well.

But those ones have minds that are completely cracked, with giant knife fingers. They're terminators + Freddy Kruger + completely bat-[censored] insane.

Are they suicidal? Please tell me they are suicidal. This is important.

Don't know of any specific examples, but given other things Chaos followers do, I'm sure there's some somewhere. Dark Eldar might do that sort of thing, too. Speaking of whom, some of them they probably have skin-skirts in their wardrobes.


They can often reassemble themselves in the field, and if they can't, they get teleported back to their HQ and fixed up there. They're also thousands of years old. If they were ever suicidal, they're probably beyond it by now...

Can be. They have no morale in DoW, like the khorn berserkers, so they aren't affected stat-wise when they're in a losing position, like most units. Also, because they're wearing the skin of people and have giant knife fingers, they scare the crap out of units with morale. Oh, and they can be teleported into battle, and the teleport animation is them coming out of the ground, like zombies!

This I like and may have to look into warhammer for.

I'd find it hilarious and laugh my ass off to be honest. Probably point too if I'm with my mates. Honest opinion here.

Kilts are generally looser and wider whatever the pattern is.

http://i717.photobucket.com/albums/ww176/Raiinya/Man_in_a_skirt.jpg

Ugh, the skant. I love the actor's expression, and the fact that it appears to have been cut to fit a woman.

We wore simple sarongs over t-shirts and combat boots when we were inside the wire. Most of the ANA, as well as the Pakistani (when I was on that side of the border) also wore sarongs, sandels, one of those simple button down shirts, and their AKM-74, of course.


it's funny how an automatic weapon in yer hands deters people from making fun at you.

While I'm here..

since it's the ridicule from the male population that we're all talking about.. right?

right.

Cuz there just isn't a girl who would make fun of it.. mostly.

SO. find a female friend, who is seriously hot. A head turner.
It doesn't matter what the relationship is, as long as you are friends it's fine. Let's say your sister goes to a sorority, or an erobics class. The theme you're looking for is "friendy hottie", 'kay?

Now go and enter an arena of public peers. (in her company, of course.) A shopping mall is great. Go see a fun movie together, whatever, doesn't matter. Hang out at the food court if yer ballsy..

I will bet my life, that there won't be a single negative response from a single male anywhere within eyesight or hearing range (sure, they still might make fun behind your back, but that's hidden.)

The reason is simple, true, and thus highly effective.

The sixualy insucure hetrosixual male, willing to dump a mega slurpee on your head for being in public (weird science), will stop and obviously notice the extreme beauty in your company...


..and wonder.


'Could it be the skirt?'

'Maybe it's a leg thing?'

'Maybe if I wore a skirt like that... I could score.'

'Doesn't look too bad, actually. [censored], did I say that?'

and other random thoughts veying for the attention of cro magnon man brain. Still, one guy couldn't break with socio-cultural programming and yells from across the mall (in front of the movie theater)

"HEY ***HOLE, YOU LOOK LIKE A [censored] GURRRL!!! Hur hur hur. etc.. etc.. etc.. bla, bla, bla.."
You get the idea.

Yell back:

"How many dates do you have in a single weekend?"

And then laugh as well as dismiss whatever they say next, just walk off into the sunset, all the while making small talk to your companion.

Do this a few times in random places -the girls should get a kick outta this as well, and you might just very well start a new fashion trend in Utah

:)

Great advice, awesome post :goodjob:.

Interesting plan.... :chaos:

Apparently in WWII the Scottish regiments were no end of humour for the French girls.

only look to one of the singers of KMFDM....really

Trust me guys, if there is one thing I know with absolute certainty, it's the male mind. I've been studying mine for almost half a century now

the other remark you can make.. still need the hottie as back up, is to just state

"Pants cut off the circulation." And have the girl nod.

Again, don't over do it and go stating where the circulation gets cut off, let them figure it out. That way, the thought rises naturally in there heads

'he must be hung like a horse'

..and ring that much more truthful in their minds.

Although less effective at starting the fashion trend, Be exclusive. Now, we being evil. B)

It helps I've been reading the works of Sun Tzu most of my life. This is just a different kind of warfare, and like I said, I know the enemy.

This forum wouldn't be the same without you, andy.

I thought about it while I was walking outside.. I think I would feel uncomfortable wearing one because its just too exposing and vulnerable. Well there is the feeling of.

You're really no more vulnerable than you would be in pants. Its easier to get kicked in the balls with pants on.

Well you're more vulnerable to abuse from others wearing a skirt.

That's where the hottie comes in, to run interference. It's known in the more esoterical sciences as the Kelly LeBrock factor

I do. Feels good, man. Also healthier for your bladder in the long term.

Oh my, your slip is showing.
Dhotis, lungis, kangas, pindos, foustanella, sarongs, and mundus are all worn by men. Throughout history, and still today.
Skirts were designed for both men and women, be in in everyday life or for battle.





I saw a man once, wearing a brown skirt. He had very muscular legs, and my first thought was what he was wearing under that skirt. I gave him a big smile. A man secure enough in his masculinity to wear a skirt out in public in western culture is fine by me.
Any man who has never wrapped a towel round his waist after showering, or swimming, raise your hand. No? You have done it? You must be some sort of deviant, attention seeking, mixed up fool. Because you sir, are wearing a skirt.
There are societies where comfort, health, and common sense exist. Women once wore corsets, damaging their innards. HIgh fashion does not equate to common sense.
Men in warm humid countries wear skirts because they provide better air circulation around the genitals.