Wait, what!?

Lies! Slanderous Lies!!!

Neloth disagrees.

You can actually make Dunmer and Bosmer look good with a beard. You just gotta know how to do it right. You'll get the hang of it eventually.

You sure about that? I can hear Elenwen and Hevnoraak in the other room. Damn these walls are thin.

Bosmer don't work with it. The only good Dunemr with a beard are the ones in TES: Arena

Those were some sixy Dunmer!

http://www.uesp.net/wiki/File:SR-npc-Elrindir.jpg

Hevnoraaks in valthume!!!

That's his twin brother, Hevnoreek.

Bosmer. Don't. Need. Facial. Hair

In your opinion. It's subjective.

Guard: They say if a beard so much as touches you, you'll grow one. Gods that better be true.

That would be epic. Imagine a baby elf with a viking beard....... Awesomesauce.

1. Yes
2. Sometimes
3. Of Course
4. Is Pompous Altmer Ferious sixy? Yes.
5. Yes

Fix'd for ya.

Some pro Nord with time on their hands should start a poll thread "Are Nord beards da best" but everyone knows the answer is yes

Hmm, I don't know about that.

No one rocks a beard better than nords. That is canon.

What are ya talking about? Argonians with beards are where it's at! Just imagine that long, scaly extension of the neck, thinner than the rest of the body, adorned with brightly colored scales every color of the rainbow!

Nope. Sorry, but no one sports a beard like an Altmer. You see a beard on a Nord, you immediately want to kill it.

A Nord can't rock <<<<<<

Damn straight. If a Nord tried to copy Merrish facial hair styles, their chins would explode from the swag. They just can't handle dat swag, son.

Or hair, elvish hair is awesome

You should add a multiple choice part for which Mer get beards. I ALWAYS give them to my Dunmer, but only sometimes to my Altmer and never to Orsimer or Bosmer.

Now that you mention it, that would be a really good idea. Thanks bro.

No problem!

Hail Mer Master Beard Race!