Mer with Beards: Hot or Not?

Post » Sat May 18, 2013 4:59 am

Wait, what!?

Lies! Slanderous Lies!!!

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Sammygirl
 
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Post » Sat May 18, 2013 5:21 am

Neloth disagrees.
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Ashley Tamen
 
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Post » Fri May 17, 2013 9:03 pm

You can actually make Dunmer and Bosmer look good with a beard. You just gotta know how to do it right. You'll get the hang of it eventually.

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Anna Beattie
 
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Post » Sat May 18, 2013 5:51 am

You sure about that? I can hear Elenwen and Hevnoraak in the other room. Damn these walls are thin.

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Ria dell
 
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Post » Sat May 18, 2013 9:56 am

Bosmer don't work with it. The only good Dunemr with a beard are the ones in TES: Arena

Those were some sixy Dunmer!

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Add Me
 
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Post » Sat May 18, 2013 2:03 am

http://www.uesp.net/wiki/File:SR-npc-Elrindir.jpg

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Multi Multi
 
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Post » Sat May 18, 2013 8:01 am

Hevnoraaks in valthume!!!

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butterfly
 
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Post » Sat May 18, 2013 4:27 am

That's his twin brother, Hevnoreek.

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BaNK.RoLL
 
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Post » Sat May 18, 2013 8:50 am

:sick: Bosmer. Don't. Need. Facial. Hair

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Tracy Byworth
 
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Post » Sat May 18, 2013 7:01 am

In your opinion. It's subjective.

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Cash n Class
 
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Post » Sat May 18, 2013 7:26 am

Guard: They say if a beard so much as touches you, you'll grow one. Gods that better be true.
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CHangohh BOyy
 
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Post » Sat May 18, 2013 12:27 am

That would be epic. Imagine a baby elf with a viking beard....... Awesomesauce.

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Lance Vannortwick
 
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Post » Sat May 18, 2013 6:10 am

  1. Yes
  2. Sometimes
  3. Of Course
  4. Is Pompous Altmer Ferious sixy? Yes.
  5. Yes
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sas
 
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Post » Sat May 18, 2013 7:25 am

Fix'd for ya. :tongue:

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Jamie Moysey
 
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Post » Sat May 18, 2013 2:49 am

Some pro Nord with time on their hands should start a poll thread "Are Nord beards da best" but everyone knows the answer is yes :P
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Justin
 
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Post » Sat May 18, 2013 7:02 am

Hmm, I don't know about that. :tongue:

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Fam Mughal
 
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Post » Sat May 18, 2013 10:15 am

No one rocks a beard better than nords. That is canon. :cool:

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Sara Lee
 
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Post » Sat May 18, 2013 8:50 am

What are ya talking about? Argonians with beards are where it's at! Just imagine that long, scaly extension of the neck, thinner than the rest of the body, adorned with brightly colored scales every color of the rainbow!

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Anthony Diaz
 
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Post » Sat May 18, 2013 10:26 am

Nope. Sorry, but no one sports a beard like an Altmer. You see a beard on a Nord, you immediately want to kill it. :D

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Alisia Lisha
 
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Post » Fri May 17, 2013 7:06 pm

A Nord can't rock <<<<<<

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Cat Haines
 
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Post » Sat May 18, 2013 8:33 am

Damn straight. If a Nord tried to copy Merrish facial hair styles, their chins would explode from the swag. They just can't handle dat swag, son.

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jaideep singh
 
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Post » Sat May 18, 2013 6:04 am

Or hair, elvish hair is awesome

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John N
 
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Post » Sat May 18, 2013 8:49 am

You should add a multiple choice part for which Mer get beards. I ALWAYS give them to my Dunmer, but only sometimes to my Altmer and never to Orsimer or Bosmer.
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Leilene Nessel
 
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Post » Sat May 18, 2013 2:36 am

Now that you mention it, that would be a really good idea. Thanks bro.

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NeverStopThe
 
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Post » Sat May 18, 2013 12:03 am


No problem!

Hail Mer Master Beard Race!
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