I have a female Khajit character called Mertle... this is her story.

You can't kill my Mertle, my Mertle will live on!
Dragons have tried to kill my Mertle, but they failed, as they were smite to the ground!
Thalmor tried to kill my Mertle, but they failed, as they were stricken down to the ground!
Sprigans then tried to kill my Mertle Ha,ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
They failed, as they were thrown to the ground! Yeah!

No-one can destroy my Mertle, my Mertle will strike you down with a vicious blow!
You are the vanquished foes of my Mertle, you tried to win for why you do not know!

Bandits tried to destroy my Mertle , but my Mertle had her way!
The Empire then tried to dethrone my Mertle , but Mertle was in the way!
Frost Trolls tried to destroy my Mertle , but Mertle was much too strong!
Hargreavens tried to defile my Mertle , but the Hargravens were proven wrong! Yeah!

Then Mertle took an arrow in the knee. :facepalm:

Sounds like Tenacious D's "The Metal" to me.

But I'm playing as Gi'Anna, a female Khajiit Adventurer/Spellsword, so I'm down with it. Because I do love the metal. And Khajiiti.

:mohawk: :rock:

You gotta love Tenacious D. :mohawk: