» Mon May 02, 2011 5:02 am
(Bernie Lives!)
But then Michael realized that he wasn't in megaton at all, but in Communist Cuba which had miraculously survived the war and 200 years of radiation unchanged! (thanks to the trade embargo, which also blocks import of nuclear bombs and radiation)
he was greeted by Fidel Castro, who also survived (IRL, this guy must be a god-damn vampire. WHY WON'T HE DIE?) thanks to a hearty diet of Beef and Cigars. Castro promptly shot Michael in the face, triumphantly proclaiming; "I love doing that!"
Michael soon found himself in hell (actual hell, not Cuba) where he...