M'aiq is wondering... Do you say anything in real life that a NPC says in the world of Skyrim?

M'aiq says the following things in real life:

• "Talos guide you."
• "Ysmir's beard!"
• "By Malacath's toenails, you'll pay for that."
• "Do come back."
• "M'aiq is tired now. Go bother somebody else."
• "M'aiq is done talking."
• "By Ysmir, that is impressive."
• "Been too long since M'aiq killed a Stormcloak. Sword arm is getting flabby."
• "Do I get to keep it? - Nah, just kidding!"
• "Do you get to the Cloud District very often - Oh what am I saying, of course you don't."

I do often lay in the nvde on a rose-covered bed with candles lit on the side, and when my significant other leaves the room, I raise an eyebrow and purr "Do come baaaaack...."

I am curious as to what situations you get yourself into, to which any of those quotes would actually be appropriate in saying. I'd give someone a strange look if they all of a sudden mentioned its been too long since they've killed a Stormcloak and that their sword arm is getting flabby.

Anyway, no I do not quote anything from Skyrim in real life. The only person I ever quote is Ash Williams because he's groovy.

M'aiq is running out of thread ideas. Blaze thinks M'aiq should go back to the drawing board

Anyways "Do come back" is kinda the only thing I say from skyrim. Other times, I say "Talos guide you" to my crazy neighbor (It shuts her up)

I used to be a(n) (thing) like you but then I (verb) to the (body part)

Clearly I'm missing something, who says the "Do come back" line and what's the context?

"I can't believe it.... Yer a Dragonborn Harry."

Other than that, no.

Notably Belethor after you're done browsing his wares.

Oh that's right, for whatever reason I read it on here in a seductive tone and thought it might've been Haelga or someone XD

(To random friend who also plays Skyrim, when asked to hold something)
"I'm swoorn to carry your burdens"
*hides*

And a few more random stuff

I don't. I speak Dutch so I don't use random English quotes. Also, none of my friends play Skyrim so they'd probably think I'm crazy. Though I do sometimes say 'you'll make a fine rug, cat' when my cat is annoying.