but i lack any means to get it and it svcks

if it would just get on steam it would be easy

Paypal got hacked during sign up (don't even ask me how D:) not letting me make a new account since i cant disassociate my bank off the old one and calling the company they tell me no account with this bank account details exist so w/e ...

Pre paid purchase is only available in states unfortunately

You can ask in the http://www.gamesas.com/topic/1497424-unofficial-minecraft-thread-118/ or even in http://www.gamesas.com/topic/1398244-unofficial-is-insert-game-name-here-any-good-thread/