You know what script functions really belong in Beth's compiler?

VariableName++

and perhaps

VariableName--

heh??????

Having to type it out every time, ya no???

set VariableName to VariableName + 1

heeh......

Thats why you have CTRL+C and CTRL+V.

heeh...

Yea that comes in really helpful. Especially with the camera movement scripting I am going to be doing here soon. (Hey WillieSea, how 'bout this weather? >:D No jk, I'm not that creepy )

heeh.....

That's really not why I brought it up... I do lotsa pasting into scripts, believe me.

Varname++ is just ... it's sorta universal for scripting. And its very fast to type and its real short in the code. A straightforward thing.

FTFY.
If we can't define our own functions by TES5 I'm going round Bethesda with a spraygun full of honey and a van full of bees. I can't even get activator functions to work in Fallout :/.