Mistranslations

Post » Wed Dec 30, 2009 3:50 pm

"Social problems appears to be a farm shop."

Indeed.
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Harinder Ghag
 
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Post » Wed Dec 30, 2009 10:53 am

More Gaga:

Original text:

"Don't call my name, don't call my name, Alejandro."

...54 translations later we get:

"I do not remember the name Alexander as they are called."
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REVLUTIN
 
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Post » Wed Dec 30, 2009 6:24 pm

"You move like a pregnant cow."

...10 translations later we get:

"You'll like cows pregnant."

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"I saw a mudcrab the other day. Horrible creatures."

...10 translations later we get:

"It mudcrab day. It's awesome."

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"This is the part where you fall down and bleed to death."

...54 translations later we get:

"To prevent the spread of blood"

Good thing you fell down, otherwise the blood would've been all over the place. :hehe:

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Original text:

"I've fought mudcrabs fiercer than you!"

...25 translations later we get:

"I prefer the mudcrabs!"
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Vahpie
 
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Post » Wed Dec 30, 2009 12:53 pm

More Gaga:

Original text:

"Don't call my name, don't call my name, Alejandro."

...54 translations later we get:

"I do not remember the name Alexander as they are called."

And so the time has come for your sig as well.



"Peace Bullet's Bestest e-friend/Bedtime Story reader/Mail-Order Bride."


  • 10x: "Bullet is the history of the world e-friend/Bedtime reader / first-order bride mail." - ouch

  • 25x: "Bullet e-friend/Bedtime first-class player in the history of the wedding." - OUCH

  • 54x: "Journalists fuel Calendar with - friend / bedtime" - meh

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Maeva
 
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Post » Wed Dec 30, 2009 10:25 am

Started as "Blood for the Blood God! Skulls for the skull throne!"
With 10: "God's blood in the blood! Skull Skull throne!"
With max: "Blood God! Skull Skull Gone!"
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Adam
 
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Post » Wed Dec 30, 2009 6:50 pm

"Last boat to Solstheim. Until the next one."

...54 translations later we get:

"You can see the virgin mary solstheim online."


Wat.
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Flesh Tunnel
 
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Post » Wed Dec 30, 2009 8:59 pm

[*]25x: "Bullet e-friend/Bedtime first-class player in the history of the wedding." - OUCH


LOL! Cheers for the laugh. :laugh:

I wrote a song about you and put it through the translator.

"Veeno can't read my, can't read my, no he can't read my POKER FACE!"

...54 translations later we get:

"I know he can not read or poker Fast!"

Poor, illiterate Veeno.
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Je suis
 
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Post » Thu Dec 31, 2009 12:40 am

"We're watching you... scum."


After 10 translations: "I hope ... pen."
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Flesh Tunnel
 
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Post » Wed Dec 30, 2009 12:41 pm

"They cannot understand why I trust you. They've not seen what I've seen. How can I explain? Listen. You know the Nine? How They guide our fates with an invisible hand?"

Spoiler
"I do not know what I'm doing. You know what I do. In general? Listen. You know, September? What is the "invisible hand of fate?"




"You know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have to read the manual and press the right buttons."

Spoiler
"Know that most reactors are female. Click here."

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Enie van Bied
 
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Post » Wed Dec 30, 2009 9:31 am

Death to the false emperor! turns into:
10: "His death is a lie!"
25: "His death is bad!"
max: "Not dead bad!"
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Susan Elizabeth
 
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Post » Wed Dec 30, 2009 2:40 pm

Original text:

"I want you to go to the store, get me a banana, a carton of milk, and a brush for my cat. And taco cheese."

...54 translations later we get:

"My bank, banana cat milk, cheese jokes."
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Vivien
 
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Post » Wed Dec 30, 2009 7:15 pm

Original text:

"I skydived without a parachute."

...54 translations later we get:

"I got it."



Original text:

"E3 is next week."

...54 translations later we get:

"The 3 the week."


Original text:

"None of my translations are funny."

...54 translations later we get:

"According to your opinion."
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Rebecca Clare Smith
 
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Post » Wed Dec 30, 2009 10:46 pm

"You know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have to read the manual and press the right buttons."

"Know that most reactors are female. Click here."

:lmao: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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emma sweeney
 
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Post » Wed Dec 30, 2009 4:21 pm

Once upon a time, somebody say to me, "what is your, conceptual, continuity?" Well I told them right then, "it should be easy to see. The crux of the biscuit
is the apostrophe."

became:
"Someone once told me: "You and the concept of continuity, is not it? Ah, I said," Well, it's certainly hard to see the cake .. apostrophe ""
"Someone said to me: "No, it is consistency, said:" Well, it is certainly tough cookie .. The idea of visual quotations ""
and
"My mother, my: "It's a good idea that Cooking is a good indicator that says ..." Video"
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Ashley Tamen
 
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Post » Wed Dec 30, 2009 4:09 pm

"By the gods! There is a psychopath on the loose!"
"God! Mental illness as a whole!"

"We're watching you, scum"
"Milk"

"You have my ear citizen"
"I spent close to public"

"If you got to travel, by the Nine Divines, stay on the road! The wilderness just isn't safe anymore, we have had signings you see. The Daedra... "
If the priest should be on the way! Mode, players can not be guaranteed. Daedra ..."

"I give up!"
I stopped!"
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Connie Thomas
 
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Post » Wed Dec 30, 2009 1:19 pm

"I would like to poop in your mouth while you are sleeping."

...25 translations later we get:

"I just want to sleep in the dog's mouth waste."
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Causon-Chambers
 
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Post » Thu Dec 31, 2009 12:00 am

Picked some sentence off of Slashdot.
"Greig 'Theremin Hero' Stewart has developed a way to play Guitar Hero with a theremin, like an air guitar."
->
"Battle gureigusutshvuato "gitahiroea Playing sailimingji"

"There is an official list of 1,945 characters that one is expected to understand to graduate from a Japanese high school or be considered fluent."
->
"Digital is our hope that in 1945 in schools in Japan"

"Does intelligent extra terrestrial life exist?"
->
25: "The existence of intelligent life on this planet?"
54: "Earth and life on our mind."

"What is the answer to the ultimate question of life the universe and everything?"
->
"End of the universe and life."

:ahhh:

"What is artificial intelligence"
->
"News"
Add a question mark to the original sentence and you get "What?"

"A modern approach to artificial intelligence"
->
"? lahestimistapasutshasnihintellihensiemalishkunsmatihe"

o.O
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neil slattery
 
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Post » Wed Dec 30, 2009 10:39 pm

I put "I'm lying through my teeth." I received "november of."

"Video gamers assemble to enslave the non-gamers" becomes "game."

"Replying to mistranslations" became "bell."

"Strelok entered the Chernobyl Nuclear power plant and destroyed C-Consciousness" becomes "Third Chernobyl."

Article one, Section I one of the Constitution goes from " All legislative powers herein granted shall be vested in a Congress of the United States, which shall consist of a Senate and House of Representatives" to "Senate and house of representatives passed a constitution."
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Taylor Tifany
 
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Post » Wed Dec 30, 2009 8:47 am

"Where can I buy Rohugh beer?"

After 10 translations:
"Rohugh, where you can buy beer?"


After max:
"Rohugh positions, buying beer?"

"use a gun. And if that don't work ...use more gun."

After 10:
"Weapons. If it does not ... use more than one gun."

After 25:
"Weapons. If you have not ... Spend more on weapons."

After max:
"Please military ... You can use as Weapons."
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Scott Clemmons
 
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Post » Wed Dec 30, 2009 11:32 pm

Tried something from Fallout 3:

"The sun will rise to the north! No the northwest! For fourty-four days and sixty-seven nights! And we'll never notice!"

"He said: "I came to North and South nyamaa W 604 46 day: seven nights? Is for the attention!" :D

And using numbers instead:

""I am in the North, South, 44 days, 67 hours for nyamaa born! No Comments!" :lmao:

Interestingly that "Nyamaa" that is in both translations came in the 7th translation to Belarussian.
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Wayne Cole
 
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Post » Wed Dec 30, 2009 4:22 pm

Someone ought to start brewing Rohugh Beer. It would be BSF's official beer. :foodndrink:


New drink for TES V? :huh:


This must happen. Devs, do it! I will expect to be able to buy Rohugh Beer or ale in TES:V.

"Pump up the jam Pump it up While your feet are stomping And the jam is pumping"

becomes

"Molotov cocktail, and pedal pumping" :confused:
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Dan Endacott
 
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Post » Wed Dec 30, 2009 11:47 am

Original text:

"Let's have some fun this beat is sick, I wanna take a ride on your disco stick!"

...54 translations later we get:

"To determine the free disk space!"
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Nathan Risch
 
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Post » Wed Dec 30, 2009 9:14 am

"It's been a hard day's night and I've been working like a dog. It's been a hard day's night, I should be sleeping like a log."

...54 translations later we get:

"Positions put my dog in the night after a few days ago, was Sleeping"
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lisa nuttall
 
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Post » Wed Dec 30, 2009 4:33 pm

Random sentence
"I like turtles , what do you like? Ham, i like free ham, not that one sold by greengocers down yonder street though, they impose too much tax on it."

...54 translations later we get:

"Rana project? Greengosers ham, bacon, no pta - face."


2nd one (from mass effect)

"We impose order on the chaos of organic evoulution, you exist because we allow it, and you shall end because we demand it. My god, their harvesting us!"

...55 translations later we get:

"When caring for the needs of organic disease evoulution reputation. October is not?"
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Marta Wolko
 
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Post » Wed Dec 30, 2009 4:33 pm

Original text:

"Read my lips."

...54 translations later we get:

"Spam."


Original text:

"Lady Gaga"

...54 translations later we get:

"Male" :rofl: LOL
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Lucie H
 
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