Original text:

"Killer Rabbit! Run away! Run away!"

"Kelinsi sheep! Go! Go!"
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"Mind is willing/Soul remains/This woman cannot be saved/From the drawn/ Into the fire"

"Preparation for shooting freedom."
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"Much too weak to jump yourself/Heal the wounds or crack the shell/Lift yourself from once below"

"Soft shell or volunteer for time."

Said something about grenades and cooking soft-shell volunteers in there as well

"Morrowind is the best game ever"

...54 translations later we get:

"Morrovind one or a few things with the game name."

"Let us all bask in television's warm glowing warming glow."

...54 translations later we get:

"It will not heat, light and television were adopted."


"What if you're a really good person, but you get into a really, really bad fight and your leg gets gangrene and it has to be amputated. Will it be waiting for you in heaven?"

...54 translations later we get:

"Much more successful as a cause of briast cancer, but I hope the heavens?"


"I am so smart, I am so smart, s-m-r-t....I mean s-m-A-r-t."

...54 translations later we get:

"I .... I love to cook dead."



"Please give me back the old face book login this is crazy................."

...10 translations later we get:

"Give me a magazine for older people in the house ................."

"I felt god in the electrical socket."

...25 translations later we get:

"I believe that God is in the drawer."

:lmao:

"I'm not anti-social. I'm just not user friendly. "
-> "I am not in Europe. Performance."

"Why won't sharks attack lawyers?"
-> "Why lawyers attack the Pope?"

"The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the ability to reach it."
-> "To achieve this goal different ways to solve problems."

"I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me."
-> "Philosophy fraud trial: Find my son close to my heart."
-> "Abuse of justice: tshiko, very close"

After playing left 4 dead 2, i had to translate Nick's phrase

"I... have not... come this far... to die now."

...54 translations later we get:

"Sorry ... .. ... Two hours after death."

Original text:

"Ya'll know what "svck the heads" means? 'Cause I came down here with Keith once, and he didn't know, and--I mean, it ain't nothin' bad. It's about eatin'-"

...10 translations later we get:

"02:38:04 I know, "Jets" mean? I'm here with Keith once, does not know - I mean, there's nothing wrong. Koma

"All your base are belong to us" through the Bad Translator:
After 25 translations: "We are all military bases."
After 54 translations: "Construction."

"You're in violation of your face!" (Some of you might remember this line from a Mountain Dew commercial regarding a puppet-show Blue Law in NYC):
After 10 translations: "I have a conflict with his face!"
25: "I am faced with paradox!"
54: "Ironikalli, my!" (or "Ironically, my" before the odd Yiddish spelling)

Tim (aka the Slipperman)

"A quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog's head." ...54 tranlations later we get: "Fox Petroleum"
"Stop! you've violated the law. Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence. your stolen goods are now forfeit." ...54 translations later we get: "Jam! Members of Sigma Taxes and Penalties hurt."
"My favorite candy is Dots." ...54 translations later we get: "List your favorite dessert you."
"Keep it copacetic." ...54 tranlsations later we get: "It's a good idea."
"It seems you are out of gold pieces." ...54 translations later we get: "I red think it's time money."
"Gunnar, I'm pretty sure that Godzilla is an annelid." ...54 translations later we get: "Gunner, i drive."
"hi" ...54 translations later we get: "Travel"
"But isn't a venus flytrap an insect?" ...54 translations later we get: "The building was constructed in the dining room or not."
"this translator is horrible" ...54 translations later we get: "Translation Sigma safari"
"eipc poopsauce" ...54 translations later we get: "Source of business information."
"Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent a new nation, conceived in liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal. " ...54 translations later we get: "As a result of other operatyons in seven years, four New countries is higher than water." then i put that through and got this: "Together for seven years with a hot New address since 2004"

:facepalm:

You can laugh, but the Dutch were very grateful.

"However, the Netherlands, thanks."

So this thread is basically making fun of me, right? :stare:

My bad french translation in that grinds my gears thread has lead to over 180 bad translations.

Luckily they all don't relate to me.

Heres on that does...

Original: Mike Dzines is probably the only person in ontario who can speak perfect french. Just kidding.

Translation: Mike French humor. Only 5 people in you.

After 54 translations:

Beatles time!




"Chains. My baby's got me locked up in chains. And they ain't the kind that you can see. Oh oh, these chains of love, they got a hold on me, yeah."





"When I find myself in times of trouble mother Mary comes to me speaking words of wisdom: "Let it be." "





"I read the news today, oh boy, about a lucky man who made the grade. And though the news was rather sad, well I just had to laugh. I saw the photograph. He blew his mind out in a car. He didn't notice that the lights had changed."





"They're gonna put me in the movies. They're gonna make a big star out of me. We'll make a film about a man that's sad and lonely and all I gotta do is act naturally."





"Jojo was a man who thought he was a loner, but he knew it couldn't last. Jojo left his home in Tucson, Arizona for some California grass."





"I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together. See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly. I'm crying."

"Well that is just spooky"
10/20-->"It is amazing"

"Well thats just spooky."
-->"This is the start of a major worry."

Well, [censored].

Yung River. Apparently, I rule it.

Eh, too bad it doesn't exist.

EDIT: Oh my. I just did one. This is what happened.

I started out with:

"Sigs for the Sig God! Jokes for the Joke throne!"

Fifty four translations later:

"Thanks ziggi mat! Jangkrik comedy!"

EDIT2: I threw some Shakespeare at this bastard. Here's the results.

"Oh, that this too, too solid flesh would melt, thaw and resolve itself into a dew."

"Oh, you can delete."

Well, it was close in spirit...

"five bucks says we fill this thread tonight."

...54 translations later we get:

"USA Today to find out what happened."





The press has infiltrated everything, run! :ahhh: :bolt:


[edit] fixed
"Seriously? Am I going to have to do this by myself?"

...50 translations later we get:

"Correct. I wish I was better."
:sadvaultboy:
Well now I am just a bit depressed...

This thing is hilarious.

I put in some random gibberish that could be a word, like "Barkalighter," and I got back "Chip."

"Let us space." came back as "Geuneuney region."

I decided to put in random gibberish and the name of an album cover: "Captain fantastic and the Brown Dirt Cowboy, with a paper bag over the electric chair." The result: "Cowboy coach muddy brown paper bag in the energy sector."

EDIT: I think if you give this thing a question, it will give you an answer...

Question: "Why am I so lonely?"

Answer: "I want to go?"

"I work at Wal-Mart and make no money."

...54 translations later we get:

"Way - yo. It. Billing month."


Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaang...

Wow. If this thing were a psychic, I would ask for my damn money back.

I asked: "Where will I find my true love?"

It answered my question with another question: "How to find true love?"

"Your mother"

...54 translations later we get:

"Fr"

And it was on Father before.

:huh:

FALLOUTFTW, I just ran your signature through. The result: "I believe that the world,"

EDIT: That's if you run it through fifty-four times. If you run it through only ten times, well... see for yourself.

10 translations=

I mean, that's just ridiculous. Cable recommendations?

Why don't you put the puppy in the bag?"

...54 translations later we get:

"Relevant market?"




Oh god, I don't want to sell the puppy

Itteh Bitteh Kitteh Translations Committeh presents:

Do not want." ...54 translations later we get: "Male"

"I can has cheeseburger?" ...54 translations later we get: "Hamburger?"

"I has a hotdog." ...54 translations later we get: "Energy"

"Have you seen my bucket?" ...54 translations later we get: "I think it is great!"

"Basemant Cat will eat your soul." ...40 translations later we get: "People fall below Cat."