So Molag Bal [censored] Serana? : V - Skyrim

» Tue Nov 20, 2012 1:15 am

ha lol this reminds me from an episode of Gamer p00p.
OPEN WIDE, BE QUICK ABOUT IT MORTAL! xP

» Tue Nov 20, 2012 1:12 am

Yeah, but then it'll be fun to talk about again. We just had this thread in the beta, so its not very... exciting. Not like the first one. Not to mention it had already been made by someone after release as well, this is essentially a duplicate.

What about the people that were NOT in the Beta? We didn't have these nice, enlightening conversations!!! :stare:

Not that I approve of course, but you know in all fairness!

» Tue Nov 20, 2012 1:42 am

I'll [censored] Molag Bal up his [censored] ass that [censored] [censored].

» Tue Nov 20, 2012 2:37 am

What about the people that were NOT in the Beta? We didn't have these nice, enlightening conversations!!! :stare:

Not that I approve of course, but you know in all fairness!

There already is a thread up for this discussion... It probably got buried in the swarms of people posting threads that all ask the same question.

» Tue Nov 20, 2012 9:27 am

If I'm correct the last thread in the beta forums like this was locked because of the content thats spoken of here, which means its not fit for the forums. Drop it, or you guys are likely going to get in serious trouble for reopening something that was already closed.

post limit, thats why it was closed. Plus my other one didnt get locked. Theres nothing wrong with this topic.

» Tue Nov 20, 2012 12:06 pm

Yeah, but then it'll be fun to talk about again. We just had this thread in the beta, so its not very... exciting. Not like the first one. Not to mention it had already been made by someone after release as well, this is essentially a duplicate.

me

» Tue Nov 20, 2012 8:34 am

So, apparently Molag Bal offers strong females his 'gift' of vampirism (according to Serana), and yet he doesn't offer it when you become his Champion after completing his quest as a female character? - unless that's changed with Dawnguard.

» Tue Nov 20, 2012 2:48 am

Let this thread die!!

But yes he did get a piece of serana

» Tue Nov 20, 2012 12:02 pm

So, apparently Molag Bal offers strong females his 'gift' of vampirism (according to Serana), and yet he doesn't offer it when you become his Champion after completing his quest as a female character? - unless that's changed with Dawnguard.

Whoa why would you want that

» Mon Nov 19, 2012 9:35 pm

Whoa why would you want that

Molag Bal is sixy. Have you heard his voice? Sounds like your typical Daedric jerk.

One of these days I swear I'm going to have a dream with Serana. I dreamt I was Molag Bal chasing a blond woman away from her car in a modern city. No lie! Haha. It is sad, really.

But I do not understand why fans would complain about Serana being "touched" by Bal. She's a vampire. She can heal physically. Though the ego is bruised deeper than the flesh, I suppose.

» Tue Nov 20, 2012 1:46 am

So, apparently Molag Bal offers strong females his 'gift' of vampirism (according to Serana), and yet he doesn't offer it when you become his Champion after completing his quest as a female character? - unless that's changed with Dawnguard.

He also got a thousand souls, as part of said deal.

» Tue Nov 20, 2012 1:20 am

Since I killed Harkon, I wonder what he's doing right about now :angel:

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» Tue Nov 20, 2012 11:26 am

No wonder serana won't marry you she had six with a god heh.

» Tue Nov 20, 2012 11:02 am

Since I killed Harkon, I wonder what he's doing right about now :angel:

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Probably receiving his reward with the thousand souls he sacrificed to Molag Bal. I cna imagine Harkon being surrounded by them.

» Tue Nov 20, 2012 8:45 am

So, apparently Molag Bal offers strong females his 'gift' of vampirism (according to Serana), and yet he doesn't offer it when you become his Champion after completing his quest as a female character? - unless that's changed with Dawnguard.

It's not just females...

» Tue Nov 20, 2012 7:24 am

Sure, because indoctrinating children to accept 'gifts' from ~~Pedobear~~ Molag Bal cannot be considered an act of violence.

Was she a chile though? If she was a child when she became a vampire, she would look like... babete...

» Tue Nov 20, 2012 12:42 am

Well, in the quest Laid to rest Helgi tells that Laelette kissed her on the cheek or neck and that it was so cold that the fire didn't even hurt? So yeah, maybe a small sixual tone (as in kissing) was used but certainly not what the thread starter most probably implies.

» Tue Nov 20, 2012 12:47 am

I would offer myself to be [censored] by Todd Howard, in exchange for letting me marry Serana.

» Tue Nov 20, 2012 4:37 am

Well one of the other beta testers beat me to it

*I* made the first thread, then Colonelwhatshisface rebooted it, and now there's another one.

As the first OP, I demand that you stop it ._.

» Tue Nov 20, 2012 4:52 am

*I* made the first thread, then Colonelwhatshisface rebooted it, and now there's another one.

As the first OP, I demand that you stop it ._.

colonelkillabee, and yea, this topic is old now.

» Tue Nov 20, 2012 11:26 am

*I* made the first thread, then Colonelwhatshisface rebooted it, and now there's another one.

As the first OP, I demand that you stop it ._.

Dammit colonel! I called dibs on rebooting it for the masses!
OT: this [censored]'s getting real yo

» Tue Nov 20, 2012 5:03 am

Dammit colonel! I called dibs on rebooting it for the masses!
OT: this [censored]'s getting real yo

Lolz, you did, but I beat u to it!

» Tue Nov 20, 2012 8:39 am

did he at least call her back?

» Tue Nov 20, 2012 3:36 am

did he at least call her back?

Molag bal is more of a hit it and quit it type of guy.

» Tue Nov 20, 2012 3:12 am

did he at least call her back?

Nah but he left her with a nasty std.