Anyone can share their newest funny moments here. I will start...

today just now im riding through skyrim countryside on the road when a named dragon swoops down and attacks. i get off the horse to fight it. for some miraculous and unexplained reason the dragon did not directly attack the horse this time nor did the horse run up to attack the dragon...(did they fix that and im just now noticing??) so we fought and i killed the dragon. just as i start to absorb its soul i hear "hand me all your gold or i will gut you like a fish" from behind me. i think the dialogue option i chose was "just walk away right now (intimidate)" and he said " you dont scare me. i wont ask again. give me your gold" and i said " i dont have time for this" and he said " dont you walk away from me!" and then he attacked. so i promptly attacked back with my fire and lightening enchanted dragonbone battle axe and in the first hit i scored a critical instant kill. the part i found so funny was that he had to have been standing right there watching me the whole time kill this dragon...but yet i dont intimidate him and he dares to rob me and wont back down forcing me to kill him..

good one

Solaf always does it for me. My PC was walking into his general goods store at level one or two with rag, tag armor and weapons etc. and Solaf says 'if you steal anything from my store, you'll regret it.' Ok, Solaf; consider me warned.

80 levels later, the PC walks in with enchanted dragon plate armor and enchanted weapons (each piece is worth more than Solaf's entire inventory) and he's STILL warning the PC about how he'll regret stealing from the store. Really? I wanted to steal something just to see him get hostile. It would be great to paralyze him, strip his clothes and laugh at him. Instead, I have the PC leave as I shrug mentally and mumble in a soto voice 'idiot'.