Cicero. I usually kill him but now, for a change, i decided to let him live and make him a follower. I regret it. The dude is mad.Completely insane.And my character always felt uneasy with him following him. Which follower do YOU hate?

I've really only come across a few followers in all the time I've played the game and while none of them have really annoyed me, I really just didn't like Lydia. She just seems really bland to me and not interesting in the least. That's why I had no problem with it when I accidentally killed her and left her body to rot underneath a picnic table...

Serana.
I use her as my follower all the time even though she is the most annoying.
"yes what did you need" 4 second later "Yes what did you need" repeat for evaaa....

*spots dead body* "I'll raise that and make skyrim full of ash piles"

"who's there" while a hostile giant standing infront of her.

For me at least, it was Lydia; she is just very bland, reuses the same grating lines over and over when you are near her, until you just want to knock her off of a mountainside. I was glad when I sacrificed her for a quest, as it mean that I didn't get to hear the same rehashed things over and over again, and it meant I could go pick up someone useful for once.

Anyone who blocks doors, sets traps off, and breaks my sneak.

Cicero is absolutely terrible. Lydia is just boring and stupid. But in my mind, Vilkas is the worst. Whatever awesome follower you had before now leaves, going to who knows where. Now you're stuck with this idiot.

Mjoll. She OK as a fighter, but she just will NOT shut up. And every thing she says is really annoying.

That would be Farkas when forced upon my character as a follower in the Companions. Most annoying and useless follower ever.

So every follower then?

Yes. Except the lovely Annekke Crag-Jumper.

Annekke is a Milf. nuff said.

Not Marcurio. He sneaks. I don't find him bothersome with traps. But they do all seem to block doors a bit.

How dare you. You probably don't get unique dialogue due to a bug.

For me it was Vilja, of all possible followers she [censored] me down the most. I assassinated her in Oblivion and Skyrim. Even MMOx youtube.com/watch?v=F6zV-Vq7Qjw assassinates her at the end of his review.

MILF MILF MILF!

Nuff said.

Marcurio rubs me the wrong way with his cocky attitude.