Most Beautiful NPC : The Elder Scrolls Series Discussion

» Tue May 17, 2011 9:08 am

So he gets paid and laid, and you don't?

Justin Bieber getting laid? :rofl:

This is extra funny since he just recently he announced that he just hit puberty but won't stop singing.

» Tue May 17, 2011 1:46 pm

gotta be Gildan for me.

» Tue May 17, 2011 5:37 am

It's that he's a sixteen year old person who looks like a twelve year old lisbian, sounds like a little kid, is stupid, annoying, and the list goes on.

He's sixteen? Really? Wow. Didn't know, that. Thought he was like... thirteen or fourteen.
Anyways, me - :gun: Justin Bieber - :bonk:

Oh, and, on-topic, Dar-Ma, to be sure.

» Tue May 17, 2011 4:59 am

Arielle Jurard in Oblivion.

None in Morrowind.

Morgiah in Daggerfall.

» Tue May 17, 2011 7:11 am

http://www.tesnexus.com/imageshare/images/57416-1268762612.jpg (The original is ugly

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http://www.tesnexus.com/imageshare/images/57416-1268947800.jpg
http://www.tesnexus.com/imageshare/images/57416-1268762140.jpg

» Tue May 17, 2011 3:51 pm

Actually i agree with seti. In oblivion my dark elf character should deffinatly have got it on with her, she must be lonely after all. (night mother)

» Tue May 17, 2011 9:39 am

None. When you consider that http://www.uesp.net/wiki/File:OB-npc-Faustina_Cartia.jpg http://www.uesp.net/wiki/File:OB-npc-Signy_Home-Wrecker.jpg are supposed to be some of the most beautiful women in Oblivion, it kind of tells you a lot about the general standard of beauty in that game. Morrowind is no better due to the crappy low-poly models and low-res textures - and of course, the men are just as ugly as the women. Guess you have to love them for their minds

» Tue May 17, 2011 8:53 am

Even more odd is that the NPCs refer to her as him and his. :blink:

I don't care, she is still hot.

Also, I liked Almalexia in Morrowind, cause I thought Nerevarine and her were gonna have relations, until she tried to kill him. So, I don't like her anymore.

» Tue May 17, 2011 8:52 am

I'm personally fond of Methredel and Dynari Amnis.

» Tue May 17, 2011 1:14 pm

One of my favorites was the Bosmer, the sailor's wife, who was usually found in the Anvil chapel.

Are you talking about http://www.uesp.net/wiki/File:OB-npc-Laralthir.jpg? I certainly hope not as she looks like a man in drag.

» Tue May 17, 2011 12:39 am

Are you talking about http://www.uesp.net/wiki/File:OB-npc-Laralthir.jpg? I certainly hope not as she looks like a man in drag.

No, Hasathil. http://www.uesp.net/wiki/File:OB-npc-Hasathil.jpg

To RocknRolla: Excellent choices, Dynari Amnis and Methredel.

» Tue May 17, 2011 8:05 am

None. When you consider that http://www.uesp.net/wiki/File:OB-npc-Faustina_Cartia.jpg http://www.uesp.net/wiki/File:OB-npc-Signy_Home-Wrecker.jpg are supposed to be some of the most beautiful women in Oblivion, it kind of tells you a lot about the general standard of beauty in that game.

You know you were supposed to get drunk before they talked to you right?

» Tue May 17, 2011 2:11 pm

From Daggerfall, Morgiah was pretty attractive. Too bad her figure is as flat as a pancake and she's now married to some snooty elf-king. I also always liked the female Dunmer in Morrowind, vanilla or otherwise. Like, uhh, http://uesp.net/wiki/File:MW-npc-Dralosa_Athren.jpg. Then again, everyone in Morrowind was beautiful compared to the (predominantly) randomized Facegen crap we had in Oblivion. Falanu Hlaalu is nice in TNR form, though.

http://www.tesnexus.com/imageshare/images/57416-1268762612.jpg (The original is ugly

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http://planetelderscrolls.gamespy.com/fms/Image.php?id=47104 (The original is ugly

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» Tue May 17, 2011 5:56 am

http://planetelderscrolls.gamespy.com/fms/Image.php?id=47104 (The original is ugly

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I'd hit it...

...with a claymore.

» Tue May 17, 2011 11:58 am

http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/3/30014/1042641-si_npc_sickly_bernice_large.jpg from SI. Yum

» Tue May 17, 2011 2:37 am

Cutter was sixy. More for what she said, but still.

http://images.uesp.net//a/a3/SI-npc-Cutter.jpg

» Tue May 17, 2011 6:30 am

That one girl in Shivering Isles who always wants skooma.

» Tue May 17, 2011 10:37 am

That one girl in Shivering Isles who always wants skooma.

"I hope you trip and fall on a sword!"

» Tue May 17, 2011 10:16 am

Mmm Uncle http://images.uesp.net//c/cb/MW-npc-CrassiusCurio.jpg sugar

Seriously though. Definitely http://www.uesp.net/wiki/File:OB-npc-Minx.jpg

» Tue May 17, 2011 9:07 am

http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/3/30014/1042641-si_npc_sickly_bernice_large.jpg from SI. Yum

Say what you want about the face, but shes got one kickin' bod :hubbahubba:

» Tue May 17, 2011 2:27 am

Daggerfall Azura... or any of the female NPCs in Battle spire. :celebration:

» Tue May 17, 2011 10:37 am

Say what you want about the face, but shes got one kickin' bod :hubbahubba:

Cleveland Brown. Nice uniform, ugly helmet.

» Tue May 17, 2011 12:13 pm

:shrug: I dunno who was the prettiest.

The ugliest is Bravil.

On a more serious note...

I've spent tons of time roleplaying, and therefore getting to know many NPCs...

The people that make me have nightmares:

http://www.uesp.net/wiki/File:OB-npc-Blanche_Mastien.jpg

http://www.uesp.net/wiki/File:OB-npc-Adosi_Serethi.jpg

What's wrong with blanche?

» Tue May 17, 2011 10:56 am

What's wrong with blanche?

Reminds me of http://gallery.fanserviceftw.com/_images/405d124943a1d8b2ad05809e4b274569/3993%20-%20al_jolson%20any_bonds_today%20blackface%20bugs_bunny%20irving_berlin%20lolwut%20propaganda%20world_war_ii%20ww2.jpg.

» Tue May 17, 2011 2:03 am

Curious, many argonians have been named, but (AFAIK) only one khajiit? I would have imagined people like cats more than lizards :shrug:

I've only played Oblivion (so far) and none of the women really impressed me with their looks. Except Falanu, too bad she's not into living... :dead: