1. Mayor McGiggle and his pack of Rug Rats (well, all except the General Store kid. He's kind of cool. Well, so is Joseph, I guess.).
2. Moira. "WHOOOOO'S A GOOD LAB ASSISTANT?!" Yeah, yeah, I don't walk on all fours, but I sure will rip your *$#(%@^ limbs off.
3. Susan Lancaster. The ugliest little [censored] this side of New Vegas. I play a white knight type guy, but boy do I sure love enslaving smug little butt.
4. Anna Holt. I like finding alive in Raven Rock after convincing Eden to go nuclear, just knowing that she will BBQed alive
5. Moriarty. Leprechaun $%)#!@% tried to rip me off. Like I wasn't going to go to GNR and find out the rest of the quest anyway.
6. Defender Morgan. No, no, I just carry this heavy machinegun for looks. No, I can't handle myself in the Wasteland. *BAM* You were saying?
7. Amata. No need to go into this-I played Fallout 1, and this wasn't funny.
8. Officer Mack. Just shut up while I decide to kill you or the Overseer this time around.
9. Bannon-Is he gay? Hmmm...is that why Sister's at Rivet City? BOOM! Epic Ownage.
10. Commander Danvers-Yeah, yeah. You think you're tough. I get it. Just stay up in the tower and pretend to do stuff while contemplate how to get the Armory bot to roast you alive with his flamethrower. I've got the Cannibal perk, and that's pretty much all Danvers is good for. She's alone, and easy to kill. Plus, she gets on your nerves, and adds NOTHING AT ALL to the game. They didn't even use her in Broken Steel; just made a COMPLETELY NEW officer, once less annoying and with a cooler name.
- Moria Brown, need I say more?
- Sticky, He is just a goddam %#@& Face.
- Mayor MacCready, and them other little Mother%#@&$!s. But Not Joesph, Knock Knock and The Genral Store Kid.
- Biwwy. What a damned RETARD. SPEAK PROPERLY. and 500 caps for a Laser Rifle. I mean Wazzer Wifle UGH.
- Dad. Its been said before, WHY LEAVE ME ALONE WITH DAMN VAULT PSYCHOS!
- Elder Freakin' Lyons. Just die!
:gun: On Elder Lyons and Moria and Dad