The psychic guards of Cyrodiil how could I forget? Impossible to commit a crime there because....
they are always watching you..... :ninja:
My thief character: Ok. No one in the house. Have 100% chameleon on just in case. Now I'll just take this alembic and...
[Suddenly, a figure assimilates through the door. He seems to be carrying a silver longsword, and armor and shield with the insignia of the town I'm in. He runs towards my area]
My thief character: Oh, you've got to be kidding me-
Town Guard: STOP RIGHT THERE CRMINAL SCUM!!!
My thief character: How in the living hell did you know I was here??? My sneak is 100 and I'm currently 100% cloaked. Eh, never mind. RESIST ARREST
Town Guard: THEN PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD!!!
[Guard draws his sword, only to stand in place for 10 seconds and slowly walk out the door]
My thief character: Well, that was strange.
As for my choice of character, I really don't know. I love the Oblivion guards, Jiub is quite awesome, and M'Aiq is one of the greatest easter eggs ever.