Most memorable NPCs from Oblivion : IV

» Wed Dec 07, 2011 7:02 pm

What's yours, or have there been any instances of AI that might not be scripted, but still made you laugh? One that I remember is the NPC you buy the Deepscorn Hollow housing items from. He's supposedly a secret salesman that can hook you up with what you need. I went to him and bought the items I needed, then when I left the conversation he said "tell your friends about me". Yeeeeaaaaaaaa. Oh, and this woman:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQ6olN106RY

Dat laugh. D:

» Wed Dec 07, 2011 6:32 pm

Haha that makes me laugh

especially when it goes slow-mo

» Wed Dec 07, 2011 10:01 am

Mazoga.
She's classic.
I would go out of my way to protect her.
Very, very much out of my way.
I thought it was awesome we became 'knight errants'.
That's a special kinda knight, right?
:wink:

» Wed Dec 07, 2011 10:53 pm

It is just Ra'qanar, the poor porter. Do you wish to beat me? Punish me? Of course, Ra'qanar deserves your scorn... but pity this one, please.

» Wed Dec 07, 2011 8:02 am

City-Swimmer
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ppIgwF1M9po

Runs-in-Circles
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=315Ia-lrwHU&feature=related

» Wed Dec 07, 2011 12:48 pm

Lord Rugdumph gro-Shurgak. His malapropisms are hilarious! :laugh:

"Trolls, I have been foretold, are particular to unflammable weapons."
"The will-o-the-wisp is a luminous being. It has naturalized residences to many types of spells."
"I am resident to encounter the minotaur. Its horny protuberants cause me great conflagrations."
"Though I am replicant to spread rumors, I am led to believe the philogy of skeletous beings makes them resistive to magic."

» Wed Dec 07, 2011 7:58 pm

Falanu Hlaalu. She brings a smile to my lips every time I see her. Then I cover myself in baby powder and lay really, really still... :hubbahubba:

» Wed Dec 07, 2011 11:32 pm

Falanu Hlaalu. She brings a smile to my lips every time I see her. Then I cover myself in baby powder and lay really, really still... :hubbahubba:

You just want to see her fined another 500 gold, don't you? :laugh:

» Wed Dec 07, 2011 8:10 pm

You just want to see her fined another 500 gold, don't you? :laugh:

That's still much better than Morrowind!

» Wed Dec 07, 2011 7:06 am

Theres an NPC in I believe Cheydinhal that sings about cliff racers. First time I walked past him, I stood there and listened almost hyperventialting from laughter. Apart from that one, the person who had Umbra. Interesting talking to a person who has almost absolutely no sense of self anymore

» Wed Dec 07, 2011 9:06 pm

The Prophet. He makes me laugh for some reason.

» Wed Dec 07, 2011 4:41 pm

That female Dark Elf that owns the Alchemy store in Skingrad, I forget her name. That made me laugh so hard the first time...

» Wed Dec 07, 2011 8:18 pm

My favorite is Lex, the Captain in Imperial City. He tried so hard to get the Grey Fox!

» Wed Dec 07, 2011 10:40 am

'Falanu Hlaalu is kinda strange, i've seen her around the graveyard with a creepy smile on her face'.

» Wed Dec 07, 2011 9:30 am

Mazoga.
She's classic.
I would go out of my way to protect her.
Very, very much out of my way.
I thought it was awesome we became 'knight errants'.
That's a special kinda knight, right?
:wink:

UGH i hate her! I loathe her! I despise her! I cannot wait to throw her into oblivion for all eternity

bliviongate:

Ok, topic. I quite liked Weebam-Na, although i cant really think of other memorable NPCs as of now

» Wed Dec 07, 2011 6:32 pm

Lord Rugdumph gro-Shurgak. His malapropisms are hilarious! :laugh:

"Trolls, I have been foretold, are particular to unflammable weapons."
"The will-o-the-wisp is a luminous being. It has naturalized residences to many types of spells."
"I am resident to encounter the minotaur. Its horny protuberants cause me great conflagrations."
"Though I am replicant to spread rumors, I am led to believe the philogy of skeletous beings makes them resistive to magic."

OH YES GOD I FORGOT ALL ABOUT HIM :woot: I found him exceedingly funny xD and i was quite sad when a certain quest is done, he doesnt talk as much anymore

Still i had lots of fun laughing at his..malapropisms. Whatever that is.

» Wed Dec 07, 2011 11:42 am

Glathir.....I really relished his death,the paranoid little freak! I waited in the shadows behind the chapel and caught him quite unexpectedly with a fine steel arrow shot from the only Black Bow I kept in my inventory. An extremely satisfying kill...... :foodndrink:

» Wed Dec 07, 2011 8:26 am

adoring fan nuff said

» Wed Dec 07, 2011 3:18 pm

That female Dark Elf that owns the Alchemy store in Skingrad, I forget her name. That made me laugh so hard the first time...

That would be Falanu Hlaalu. Another funny thing is that some NPCs refer to her as 'him'. They do the same for City-Swimmer (she even calls herself 'him').

Lord Rugdumph gro-Shurgak. His malapropisms are hilarious! :laugh:

"Trolls, I have been foretold, are particular to unflammable weapons."
"The will-o-the-wisp is a luminous being. It has naturalized residences to many types of spells."
"I am resident to encounter the minotaur. Its horny protuberants cause me great conflagrations."
"Though I am replicant to spread rumors, I am led to believe the philogy of skeletous beings makes them resistive to magic."

OH YES GOD I FORGOT ALL ABOUT HIM :woot: I found him exceedingly funny xD and i was quite sad when a certain quest is done, he doesnt talk as much anymore

Still i had lots of fun laughing at his..malapropisms. Whatever that is.

A malapropism is the use of a wrong (but similar sounding) word, often to humorous results. Like this: "Bears have been known to herniate through the winter months." or "My doctor diagonaled me with the flu."

» Wed Dec 07, 2011 2:19 pm

A malapropism is the use of a wrong (but similar sounding) word, often to humorous results. Like this: "Bears have been known to herniate through the winter months." or "My doctor diagonaled me with the flu."

My favorite malapropism is still from a local t.v. commercial by a now defunct company: "Take my brother, the mathmagician. He can tell you all about Einstein's fear of relatives, but he cannot resuscitate a single word of the Highland Appliance money back guarantee."

» Wed Dec 07, 2011 1:55 pm

For me it's definitely Sheogorath.

» Wed Dec 07, 2011 11:03 pm

Hmm, to me, memorable is slightly different that favorite. So. . . I'll say Emperor Uriel Septim VII and Savlian Matius.

» Wed Dec 07, 2011 5:56 pm

My favorite malapropism is still from a local t.v. commercial by a now defunct company: "Take my brother, the mathmagician. He can tell you all about Einstein's fear of relatives, but he cannot resuscitate a single word of the Highland Appliance money back guarantee."

That. Is. AWESOME! :rofl: I would love to have seen that commercial (and normally, I'm like "Aaarrgh! A commercial! Kill it! Kill it with fire!!").

» Wed Dec 07, 2011 8:18 pm

Cutter, the psychotic bosmer smith of crucible.

Yngvar doom sayer - topless Nord who wanders the shivering isles.. even more interesting cos he's the author of 'the predecessors' one of the in game books which talks about apocalypse.

» Wed Dec 07, 2011 11:30 am

Hirtel, the Altmer who runs screaming out of the refugee camp. "Come on! Run while there's still time! The Guard still holds the road, but it's only a matter of time before they're overwhelmed!" I've only done the main quest once, but he has managed to stick in my mind for all these six years.