TAKE DRUGS

KILL A BEAR

WHAT ILLOGIC IS THIS?! KEEP YOUR FILTHY [censored]-TIPPED FEET OUT OF OUR LABS AND SECRETS!

Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter-Every NCR trooper ever.

Repeat 100,000x for emphasis

then another 100,000

then maybe another 100,000 and then you will start to grasp how the patrolling of the Mojave makes one wish for a nuclear winter.

Degenerates like you belong on a cross.

Damn, I can't find that "Patrolling the mojave" video on youtube.(The one with LOTR music)

" We can't talk about that here, out in the open."

when i got this assignment i was hoping there be more gambling~NCR-troopers all over.

My favorite one

It's said war - war never changes. Men do, through the roads they walk. And this road... has reached its end~ Ulysses

"Well, says No-bark, we got a chupacabra with an automatic weapon. And that's when they get real quiet, 'cause now they see the predicament we're in."

"This is just the start, you see. This is where it all begins."

Sorry, I'm a little obsessed about that quote.

Every single word that is uttered from Dr. Mobius.

This, so much.