[RELz]Mostly-Mini Todd

Post » Fri May 13, 2011 2:09 pm

Yeah, congrats and well-deserved. Ah, I had some great cheesy lines worked out earlier, but I forgot them. If I remember them, I'll let you know.

:evil:

Regards

Princess "Is that a dev in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?" Stomper
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Post » Fri May 13, 2011 8:20 pm

*Tries to model a G-Staff...*

Can't wait to get it... :goodjob:

This one should put you in a hall of fame somewhere Fliggerty.

I'm on my own Hall of Fame! ;) I think it's funny that this simple little side project has created the buzz that it has. :biglaugh:

Congratz on the Todd reply and the Bethesda Blog Interview!

Thanks. I enjoyed it. Although I hardly think I deserve the title "Modding Legend." :embarrased: I don't hold a candle to guys like Max~aka~Nobody, Cortex, Grumpy, Emma, and a lot of others that are still around here. That's ok though, I'll enjoy this little bit of limelight while I have it. :hehe:

rofl :rofl:
btw fliggery, ever work on your silt strider mod?

It broke. I don't know why, but suddenly all of the routes that I've already tested and previously worked well, won't. I think there's something corrupt in my testing installation of the game, but I haven't messed with it yet to see. I may have to rethink the whole process.

:blink:

iwierd.....

:rofl:

Yeah, congrats and well-deserved. Ah, I had some great cheesy lines worked out earlier, but I forgot them. If I remember them, I'll let you know.

:evil:

Regards

Princess "Is that a dev in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?" Stomper

I'm going to use that line in the sequel. Gimme more!
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Post » Fri May 13, 2011 7:21 am

so silt strider isn't officially dead then? thats good to hear.
sorry for getting off topic
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Post » Fri May 13, 2011 10:06 am

"For someone that small, it sure is big."

"You are SO much hotter than Pete."

etc.
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Post » Fri May 13, 2011 5:07 am

A couple of bits from So I Married An Axe Murderer came to mind; possibly they will inspire you.
Stuart Mackenzie: Look at the size of that boy's heed.
Tony Giardino: Shhh!
Stuart Mackenzie: I'm not kidding, it's like an orange on a toothpick.
Tony Giardino: Shhh, you're going to give the boy a complex.
Stuart Mackenzie: Well, that's a huge noggin. That's a virtual planetoid.
Tony Giardino: Shh!
Stuart Mackenzie: Has it's own weather system.
Tony Giardino: Sh, sh, shh.
Stuart Mackenzie: HEAD! MOVE!


Stuart Mackenzie: I'm not kidding, that boy's head is like Sputnik; spherical but quite pointy at parts! ... He'll be crying himself to sleep tonight, on his huge pillow.

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Post » Fri May 13, 2011 10:39 am

This one is going to be so funny! :biglaugh:
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Post » Fri May 13, 2011 7:56 pm

Can we have a Pete as well?

:evil:
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Post » Fri May 13, 2011 5:52 pm

Can we have a Pete as well?

:evil:

What would be next after that? Adding Bethesda's HQ with all employees, and quests to assassinate other game companies? :ph34r:
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Post » Fri May 13, 2011 2:19 pm

I was thinking about adding a Pete. There's a new pic of him up on Bethblog that would make a good head.
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Post » Fri May 13, 2011 10:53 am

Yes, make a Pete and then put big feet on both of them and we can have Hobbit companions Todd & Pete. :D
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Post » Fri May 13, 2011 5:26 pm

What would be next after that? Adding Bethesda's HQ with all employees, and quests to assassinate other game companies? :ph34r:



"And in that day, we determined that we would go up unto Ubisoft; yea, and that we should smite them with great fury..."
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Post » Fri May 13, 2011 6:52 pm

Just wait, Bryss Phoenix and I have been brainstorming on this. It's gonna be good. I'm hoping that someone will come along (:poke:harborgolfer) and make a Pete head. I've already got a model for the G-Staff thanks to Andres Indoril. So there's going to be a quest to get the G-Staff, and then a storyline about how it's used and what it's used for. :goodjob:
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Post » Fri May 13, 2011 8:25 am

Just wait, Bryss Phoenix and I have been brainstorming on this. It's gonna be good. I'm hoping that someone will come along (:poke:harborgolfer) and make a Pete head. I've already got a model for the G-Staff thanks to Andres Indoril. So there's going to be a quest to get the G-Staff, and then a storyline about how it's used and what it's used for. :goodjob:


This sounds very... very interesting. :D

If you anytime want help with interiors, just shout. :D

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Post » Fri May 13, 2011 9:00 pm

If you anytime want help with interiors, just shout. :D


You're on. :hehe:
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Post » Fri May 13, 2011 4:28 pm

rofl. This is going to be amazing!
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Post » Fri May 13, 2011 1:06 pm

:rofl: I can't believe I missed this thread, it's just hilarious Fliggerty! :goodjob: :lol:

I'll make that Pete head if you want.
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Post » Fri May 13, 2011 8:45 pm

Wonderful! There's a new pic of him up at Bethblog if you need a good reference to work with. :hehe:
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Post » Fri May 13, 2011 7:40 am

Yes, I saved it. It's surprisingly high-res and he almost looks straight into the camera.
Seriously, putting up a picture like this on Bethblog is like asking for your face to be made. :D
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Post » Fri May 13, 2011 5:05 pm

Yes, I saved it. It's surprisingly high-res and he almost looks straight into the camera.
Seriously, putting up a picture like this on Bethblog is like asking for your face to be made. :D


Who doesn't want to be in a mod like this? :D

You're on. :hehe:


What am I on? :D

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Post » Fri May 13, 2011 5:13 pm

What am I on? :D

You tell me. ;)

I'm going to take you up interior building at some point. Count on it. :hehe: Does the offer only stand for this mod, or for others as well?
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Post » Fri May 13, 2011 5:59 pm

You tell me. ;)

I'm going to take you up interior building at some point. Count on it. :hehe: Does the offer only stand for this mod, or for others as well?


:D

For everything you may need, sir. :)

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Post » Fri May 13, 2011 8:55 pm

Yes, I saved it. It's surprisingly high-res and he almost looks straight into the camera.
Seriously, putting up a picture like this on Bethblog is like asking for your face to be made. :D


I think we should all take a moment to ponder the fact that this picture was posted AFTER the making of The Todd-Head. :D

:angel:
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Post » Fri May 13, 2011 7:16 pm

Just wait, Bryss Phoenix and I have been brainstorming on this. It's gonna be good. I'm hoping that someone will come along (:poke:harborgolfer) and make a Pete head. I've already got a model for the G-Staff thanks to Andres Indoril. So there's going to be a quest to get the G-Staff, and then a storyline about how it's used and what it's used for. :goodjob:


So many jokes ... so little time ...

I think we should all take a moment to ponder the fact that this picture was posted AFTER the making of The Todd-Head. :D

:angel:


He just wants to be :wub: ed too. There should definitely be hug options:

- Heal Companion
- Hug Companion

etc.

I need to think of some more funny lines to contribute. :evil:
Now there's a challenge! How to put "there's great treasure there!" into a romance topic that doesn't get me a. banned and b. sued. I mean, how does one interact with someone with a big head and no neck?

Regards

Princess "My Sides Hurt" Stomper

:edit: I know! I know!

The G-Staff is used to settle disputes - if nobody can agree on who is the prettiest, it's used to clobber them over the head with until everyone pipes down.
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Post » Fri May 13, 2011 2:35 pm

So many jokes ... so little time ...
He just wants to be :wub: ed too. There should definitely be hug options:

- Heal Companion
- Hug Companion

etc.

I need to think of some more funny lines to contribute. :evil:
Now there's a challenge! How to put "there's great treasure there!" into a romance topic that doesn't get me a. banned and b. sued. I mean, how does one interact with someone with a big head and no neck?

Regards

Princess "My Sides Hurt" Stomper

:edit: I know! I know!

The G-Staff is used to settle disputes - if nobody can agree on who is the prettiest, it's used to clobber them over the head with until everyone pipes down.
ROFL, oh man, this thread is hilarious :rofl:
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Post » Fri May 13, 2011 4:46 pm

Oh, I know.
For the topic "Some Mostly-Mini Todd Lovin'" or whatever you'll call it, you have to have his disposition up to 100%, at which point you have a 90% chance of being told "we can't discuss that now" and a 10% chance of a blackout and a message "you find great treasure."

---

Meanwhile, at Beth HQ, Todd Howard is hunched over his keyboard with his head in his hands, muttering, "Ohgodsohgodsohgods these people are nuts!"
"Sir?"
Todd looks up.
"Sir, it's Mr Pernickety from Pernickety, Pedant & Twist."
The assistant retreats, leaving in her wake the looming shadow of a gaunt and elderly Englishman.
"Mr Howard," intones the stranger, extending his hand. "I understand we have a little problem."
Todd gestures weakly to the screen, and reaches aside for his coffee. "This has to stop."
The Englishman reads, pursing his mouth in disgust. "I understand."
"What do I do? Warnings? Bannings? Restraining orders?"
"That is within my power," mutters the lawyer, "Or we could use the Little Black Box?"
"The Little Black Box?" asks Todd, suddenly alert.
"If you really want this mod stopped, we can use the Little Black Box."
"What ... what does it do?" Todd asks tentatively.
"Well, you know all those Lord of the Rings total conversions? And how they are suddenly no more? You don't even hear about them these days."
Todd nods. To the wider world, the mods had been cancelled after a series of stern letters from the Englishman's very company. He and other people in the industry know otherwise. Strange tales of disappearances followed by lengthy stays in institutions. These people would never mod again.
It seems like a drastic solution, but as he glances back to the thread and sees the words "romance features", he knows he has little choice.
Todd turns to the lawyer. "I'm listening," he says.

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