» Tue May 08, 2012 10:36 am The Elder Scrolls III: Muffinwind
Enhanced Edition
By Cow Guru
eevilcowguru@gmail.com
First of all, suppose I should explain this bit for people who missed it the first time round, or for those who came to the party too late to see it.
Muffinwind is... well. Muffinwind is a pseudo-epic quest mod of reasonably huge proportions, taking the player on a grand new adventure, one magical and dangerous and grim and gritty and mature and next-gen. It was inspired by a thread requesting that the in-game "muffin" - really just a renamed loaf of bread, same model etc - be given its own distinctive model. Braddock/Mantodea stepped up to the plate, the rest of the thread consisted of joking about an epic quest mod about muffins. Then I took up the mantle and it suddenly stopped being a joke.
The director's cut 2.0 redux enhanced edition version of Muffinwind is more or less a total overhaul of the original. I had a full list of changes, but that was in the first version of the readme which appears to have vanished and now I can't remember what most of the specifics were. Have fun!
In general, I've gone over and cleaned up some scripts, fixed a lot of minor (and a few not-so-minor) bugs, rewritten most of the dialogue, remade and redecorated many of the cells, rebalanced enemy stats and skills... a total overhaul on almost every level, really. I made Muffinwind six years ago. This is how I would make it now. Hope it's to your taste.
Muffinwind, for those of you witnessing it for the first time, is a high-level epic adventure unlike any you've ever experienced before. From the perilous depths of the Master Baker's tomb, to the terrible Bakeries of Necrom, to ancient and forgotten temples, and to the depths of the Muffin Realm itself, the Nerevarine must rally their allies and prepare Morrowind for the greatest conflict it has ever known.... all the while preparing to face the ghosts of the past in a personal battle no less frightful, and perhaps gain an understanding of what it meant to be the Mer named Indoril Nerevar. Betrayal, ascendancy, tragedy, manipulation, ancient powers, unspeakable evil, disco music and room-temperature cake mix - a recipe for trouble indeed.
10-20 hours of half-baked adventure await... if, be warned, you have the stomach for a banquet of stale puns.
http://tes.nexusmods.com/downloads/file.php?id=41588 - Download link
