Naked Couriers : V

» Fri Dec 09, 2011 5:16 pm

So this one time way back I went to Winter Hold and then I came across a courier. Now I've seen courier's before, but this one had no pants or shirt on. He was wearing his man-diaper and his hood.. that's it. He said he had an important package to deliver... My hands only. I immediately exited the dialogue and killed him after receiving my note. Anyone else have this happen to them? Minus the killing part.

» Sat Dec 10, 2011 5:17 am

Yes I had it happen.... I took a screenshot as it was rather weird to see this naked dude standing around like nothing is wrong in the middle of a snow storm...

» Sat Dec 10, 2011 3:11 am

I laughed when this happened to me.

» Sat Dec 10, 2011 5:50 am

I had this happen to me in Whiterun. A few minutes later though he was still standing in the same spot but this time wearing clothes.

» Sat Dec 10, 2011 2:11 am

Maybe it is a form of protest by the couriers. They want more benefits but they can't very well let the mail get undelivered, so they've taken to wearing nothing but underpants to deliver messages to air their grievances to the public.

» Sat Dec 10, 2011 8:37 am

They run faster that way, more aerodynamic

» Sat Dec 10, 2011 12:41 am

Never heard of the Marathon? These guys are the most efficient and dedicated workforce I ever encountered in TES.

» Fri Dec 09, 2011 5:34 pm

He's brave to be naked in a blizzard of all times.

» Sat Dec 10, 2011 2:31 am

pictures?

» Fri Dec 09, 2011 6:57 pm

You got off lightly, in one of the tiny settlements I saw an elderly lady wearing only a hood :yuck:

» Fri Dec 09, 2011 11:43 pm

I saw this earlier when I was heading back to Riverwood from High Hrothgar. I don't know what was stranger, the fact he wore nothing, or the fact his message was from someone who heard me use a Dragon Shout on those bandits in the ruins of Helgen. Or that no one in Riverwood found it odd he was hanging around the tavern in his underwear.

» Sat Dec 10, 2011 6:19 am

I saw this earlier when I was heading back to Riverwood from High Hrothgar. I don't know what was stranger, the fact he wore nothing, or the fact his message was from someone who heard me use a Dragon Shout on those bandits in the ruins of Helgen. Or that no one in Riverwood found it odd he was hanging around the tavern in his underwear.

"You caused quite a stir displaying a dragonshout in Blackreach, a desolate hell-hole of darkness long abandoned by sentient beings, that is leagues upon leagues underground."

» Sat Dec 10, 2011 12:36 am

I haven't had that happen to me, but some shop keeper randomly was in my house, told me who he worked for, then left. I noticed some of my food knocked to the floor, I think he had his way with my cabbages

» Fri Dec 09, 2011 9:42 pm

First 3 couriers I encountered were naked :mellow: thankfully, they've taken to wearing clothing now.

» Fri Dec 09, 2011 7:39 pm

Haven't seen this but I did have a stormcloak corrier come for me in solitude and got killed before I ever talked to him/her.

» Sat Dec 10, 2011 2:17 am

Maybe they were robbed but were persistent to complete the job?

» Fri Dec 09, 2011 7:50 pm

I haven't had that happen to me, but some shop keeper randomly was in my house, told me who he worked for, then left. I noticed some of my food knocked to the floor, I think he had his way with my cabbages

LOL its almost like he's from some mafia: "Hey dude, i work at the sword and steel, don't mess with meh *knocks cabbages* "

» Fri Dec 09, 2011 9:57 pm

What exactly did he bring you?

» Fri Dec 09, 2011 11:21 pm

LOL its almost like he's from some mafia: "Hey dude, i work at the sword and steel, don't mess with meh *knocks cabbages* "

Haha, I guess if I find my horses head in my bed I should move from Whiterun

» Sat Dec 10, 2011 2:36 am

I haven't had that happen to me, but some shop keeper randomly was in my house, told me who he worked for, then left. I noticed some of my food knocked to the floor, I think he had his way with my cabbages

Mmm cabbages ..... I prefer watermelons myself :blush2: :hehe:

» Sat Dec 10, 2011 2:42 am

Were they also Nord and had been tricked by a witch?

» Sat Dec 10, 2011 5:40 am

Welcome to capitalism.

» Sat Dec 10, 2011 5:51 am

this one had no pants or shirt on. He was wearing his man-diaper and his hood.. that's it. He said he had an important package to deliver... My hands only.

This sounds like a scene in a late-night Cinemax movie.

» Sat Dec 10, 2011 4:14 am

You didn't kill him in time before he delivered his package into your hands?

» Fri Dec 09, 2011 11:40 pm

Were they also Nord and had been tricked by a witch?

When I first encountered a naked courier this was my first thought as well! I was hoping for a little easter egg from Morrowind.