Godly Plate of the Whale, of course, followed by an Archangel's Staff of Apocalypse. Oh, and probably Gotterdamerung... or the "God dammit it's dark" helmet.
I SHALL VANIQUISH THEE, FOUL DEMONS AND BEASTS!
Reminds me of one of my favorite quests of Dragon Fable:
Artix and I have to infiltrate the undead ranks
Me: Thank you! Let's go, my undead minion (lie)
Artix: Certainly... Let us just... walk right past these undead monsters...
Artix: Without... attacking them... even a little bit...
Me: Artix?
Me: Are you alright?
Artix: Yes. I just...
Artix: *sweatdrops* ... Just need to...
Artix: ... to...
Artix: ... to RID THE WORLD OF THESE SERVANTS OF EVIL!
Artix: ATTACK!