Good laugh. OK, why do we assume the undead are all evil. Therefore the quote from Dogsbody:
"Except in the case of sacred necromancy, which is praiseworthy. Recycling sainted Aunt Oryne's
soul to reinforce the family ghostfence, or donating her to the Great Ghostfence, is an act of great
piety. And binding drunken old Uncle Athyn to guard the family tomb, making him more useful in
death than he ever was in life, is the height of practicality" quote, is what he says, "practical". I mean
after all, why burn old tires or throw them in the landfill when we can shred them and make mulch
for our pretty little flower beds. I like this answer the best. I believe there are ethics and great
responsibility with powers like that. Its probably best that our real life powers are suppressed
because quite frankly we couldn't handle them. LOL...we'd running around shooting fireballs
and electric bolts instead of using bullets.
I'd punch my grandma is she ever became undead. Y'know, because, you gotta defend yourself somehow. I would just imagine undead-Nana is Wesley Crusher or someone.