Seems Bethesda has embraced the idea of smashing merchandise out for the imminent arrival of Fallout 4.
Still, despite the amazing amount of stuff they have released, I think they have failed to capitalise on some of the easy money out there. My suggestions to them would include:
- Mobile Accessories
Tablets, Phones and Laptop sleeves...
(For phones, account for the top 10 most popular phones of this year, with a good established brand. Each should be a Smart Cover if the option is there. No sense in skimping.)
Made available in each of the following styles...
- ...Nuka Cola
- ...Vault Boy
- ...Vault Tec logo
- ...Enclave logo
- ...Red Rocket
- ...Brotherhood of Steel
- ...Power Armor (one each of T45/T51/T60 series)
- Coffee Mugs with the following logos...
- ...Cuppa Joe
- ...Vault Tec (grey or black with logo)
- ...Vault Boy (blue mug)
- ...Enclave
- ...Brotherhood of Steel
- ...Red Rocket
- ... and a selection of wasteland creatures
- ... and one of each S.P.E.C.I.A.L. attribute being gained (I dunno about you, but my morning coffee increases my Intelligence stat).
- Other Accessories
- Pencils!
- Teddy Bears!
- Garden Gnomes!
- ... the list goes on!
- Soundtracks
CD and/or Vinyl soundtracks of ALL the radio music found in Fallout 3 (and New Vegas*). Bethesda have the rights to distribute as part of the game, so that wouldn't be hard to extend to a physical soundtrack disc. I know I'd sign up for one if it existed, and the thought of shipping Vinyl to Australia worries me a little so I would prefer CD if it was available.
- Pip Ball Pinball machine
Limited number (5?), releasing one or two for Bethesda's favorite charity as a fundraiser. These things can fetch pretty big numbers, if you can tap into the right market. I don't play pinball myself, but when I showed the machine in Fallout Shelter to a buddy who collects machines, he nearly had a coronary.
Clothing
- ... RobCo jumpsuit
- ... Enclave Officer outfit
- ... Vault Suit (and Armored variant 'extras')
- ... Scribe Robes
- ... Regulator Duster + Sherriff's Hat
- ... Blast Off pyjamas
- ... Leather Armor
Props
Note the ones suggested don't look like modern weapons to prevent confusion in public.
- ... Laser Rifle
- ... Laser Pistol
- ... Plasma Rifle
- ... Railway Rifle (extra points for sound, haha)
- ... Rocket Launcher Nerf Gun (yes, licenced to Hasbro to make the 'real thing')
- ... CZ53 Minigun Nerf Gun (yes, licenced to Hasbro to make the 'real thing')
Software
- Samsung Galaxy Theme Service themes (Not hard to figure out what would work... http://galaxythemestore.com/global.html)
- ..."PipBoy"
- ..."Enclave"
- ..."Brotherhood of Steel"
- ..."Nuka Cola"
- ..."Wasteland"
- ..."Power Armor".
- Android Live Wallpapers of the same types
- Official Wallpapers for common smartphone resolutions contained in an app (for the Apple people who can't use live stuff)
* Note: Some serious thought should be given to negotiating a deal with Obsidian for releasing New Vegas stuff as well, particularly when it comes to the soundtrack, and some of the clothing as there are even more logos and themes you could go with. Honestly, as long as Bethesda remains the distributor and gets a reasonable cut, I cannot see Obsidian turning down a new income stream that they don't have to fork out money for seeing as Bethesda already have the infrastructure in place - just a matter of slightly altering some designs and adding a few new products. Bethesda don't need to play hardball with Obsidian, and Obsidian don't need to moan about getting every drop of profits. If they both play nice, the community wins, Obsidian gets 'free money' and Bethesda continue to pile on their marketing juggernaut for the next 6 months.
What I've got here isn't exhaustive, but it's pretty much a case of "I'd tick everything there if I had the money" apart from the pinball machine.
Anyone else think they've missed something important?