We need siege weapons

Post » Wed Dec 22, 2010 8:41 pm

Which, of course, is short for Gunnhildr. We need many Gunnhildrs, preferably in coquettish barmaid outfits :hubbahubba:

Seriously though, I've opened those old gangrenous wounds surrounding the issue of guns in TES to sincerely broach the idea of siege weapons (ballistae, trebuchet, etc.), to which the name Gunnhildr is actually relevant (no that wasn't just a bad attempt at trolling, my thread has a unified purpose). You see, relatively recent etymological research posits that the word 'gun' is actually short for, you guessed it, Gunnhildr. Then, just as now, man felt the need to give his city-leveling weapons ridiculous names. These original guns were of course torque or counterweight driven weapons; only later was the name applied to cannons.

So yeah, linguistics lesson aside, there's a civil war going on in Skyrim. Siege weapons would be pretty swank, if a tad incongruous.
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Andrew Perry
 
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Post » Wed Dec 22, 2010 9:41 pm

could have gotten onto the topic better and I think a mod may lock it for that
I hope we can get siege weapons I loved the siege engine in Oblivion
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Post » Thu Dec 23, 2010 7:55 am

The topic name is enough to get this thread locked.
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Thema
 
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Post » Wed Dec 22, 2010 11:44 pm

We need guns...

... like we need a third World War. We don't.
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naomi
 
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Post » Thu Dec 23, 2010 3:54 am

... like we need a third World War. We don't.

why isn't the cold war considered world war 3? everyone was involved in it, and war is a boom for our economy and there is way too many people in the world right now
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Maya Maya
 
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Post » Thu Dec 23, 2010 9:28 am

Did you think you were being cute with that title? Pissing people off before they even read your post? You're a smart one!
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Tyler F
 
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Post » Wed Dec 22, 2010 9:10 pm

....No....
I'll only accept crossbows, no more..
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Sarah Evason
 
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Post » Thu Dec 23, 2010 6:10 am

crossbows

No. This isn't gears of war.
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roxanna matoorah
 
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Post » Thu Dec 23, 2010 12:26 am

You will not speak the "G" word again :stare:
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Miguel
 
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Post » Thu Dec 23, 2010 2:20 am

Skyrim is a place where several warriors can line up and collectively shout at a city until the walls collapse.

it doesn't need battering rams or siege towers.
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Post » Thu Dec 23, 2010 9:10 am

No. This isn't gears of war.

Lol wut

You might want to check your history books.
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Post » Thu Dec 23, 2010 10:06 am

Lol wut

You might want to check your history books.

Have you played gears...
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Post » Thu Dec 23, 2010 2:34 am

No. This isn't gears of war.


Um, crossbows have been in the Elder Scrolls before. Try Morrowind out. And crossbows were around long before Gears of War.
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Post » Thu Dec 23, 2010 8:54 am

Siege weapons would be pretty swank, if a tad incongruous.
With the new Havok behaviors, and new engine designed with dragon flights in mind... The siege engine could possibly work with Havok controlled rocks and/ or PC/NPCs.

**I'd have no qualms about matchlocks or blunderbuss in the game either.
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Post » Thu Dec 23, 2010 9:53 am

Um, crossbows have been in the Elder Scrolls before. Try Morrowind out.


the best part about this statement is that Morrowind is the only TES game that actually had crossbows.

ed also for real there's absolutely no reason for siege engines at all. rule of cool doesn't even apply - SHOUTING AT SOMETHING TO DESTROY IT is infinitely cooler than a big wooden thing that flings smaller things at other things.
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Post » Thu Dec 23, 2010 11:13 am

the best part about this statement is that Morrowind is the only TES game that actually had crossbows.


I know. But still, there's a precedant. And, hey, a boy can dream, can't he? :D
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Post » Thu Dec 23, 2010 10:21 am

SHOUTING AT SOMETHING TO DESTROY IT is infinitely cooler than a big wooden thing that flings smaller things at other things.

Can't ever agree with that.
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Post » Wed Dec 22, 2010 8:19 pm

You're title scared the crap out of me. I was about to go into raging anti-gun rant mode, but never mind.
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Post » Wed Dec 22, 2010 11:47 pm

I don't actually care one way or the other, but I just really enjoyed reading your post :)
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Post » Thu Dec 23, 2010 9:53 am

No. This isn't gears of war.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crossbow aren't a Gears of War specific weapon?


And I guess some quests with siege weapons wouldn't hurt, or some broken down, and or abandoned catapults, ballistas and such wouldn't any harm as far as I know.

Also, why is everyone freaking out about the title, it did it's job, and that was to bring people to this thread, no? :foodndrink:
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Post » Thu Dec 23, 2010 7:20 am

Elder Scrolls certainly does not need guns in any shape or form. Siege weapons I can accept. Since you know, Mehrunes Dagon's minions used a Daedric one to destroy Kvatch.
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Post » Wed Dec 22, 2010 9:50 pm

this isnt about guns but still just the fact your misleading people will likely be this threads downfall
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Amy Gibson
 
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Post » Thu Dec 23, 2010 12:08 pm

We need Guns . . .


No we don't. Go play Fable.
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Brad Johnson
 
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Post » Thu Dec 23, 2010 5:57 am

No we don't. Go play Fable.


How has no on mention that it would just be a freaking Fallout Game! you want guns... go play Fallout New Vegas!!
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Post » Thu Dec 23, 2010 10:04 am

I didn't read the OP!


Neither did I!


i move to banish topic titles from this forum from this day forward, leaving only truncated summaries of the topic starter, which would force people to actually read a little bit before replying.
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