We need towels in Skyrim. They need to be items that we can equip, drop, use, and carry. Even if you have to buy them, they must exist.

Seriously, a towel is about the most massively useful thing a Skyrim adventuring hero can have. It has great practical value. You can wrap it around you for warmth as you bound across the cold peaks of the frozen Reach; you can lie on it on the brilliant marshy-sanded beaches of Dunstad Grove, inhaling the heady sea vapors; you can sleep under it beneath the stars which shine so redly on the tundra of Whiterun; use it to sail a miniraft down the slow heavy Harstrad River; wet it for use in hand-to-hand-combat; wrap it round your head to ward off noxious fumes or avoid the gaze of the Ravenous Mountain Trolls (such a mind-bogglingly stupid animal, it assumes that if you can't see it, it can't see you); you can wave your towel in emergencies as a distress signal, and of course dry yourself off with it if it still seems to be clean enough.

Indeed, it is thus clear. We must have towels in Skyrim.

and you can just wear it, looking sixy with everything else off while you go to take a bath in the nearby river.

Can't tell if troll or not..

Um

Here is a shorter version: One item to replace any other.

Don't forget to bring a towel! Towelie says to bring a towel! Wanna get high on skooma?

I can't see a valuable reason to add towels in Skyrim. Are we going to be taking baths? Does Dovakiin need to dry himself after he jumps in water? I don't think towels are necessary.

Real men use bananna Leaves. and the Dovakiin could just shout himself Dry.

Does no one else see the value of me looking sixy in a towel O_O!? I'm shocked! :shocking:

Oblivion had Towels Wrags....they serveed one purpose..to cover the unmentionables

:bonk:

According to Pete's twitter it's Towel Day today.

I. Hate. You.

okay, thats dramatic, but cmon! Lol

I like it. Especially the prospect of your mountain troll. Madaras, i also would enjoy adventuring Skyrim scantily clad in a towel, you are not alone.

Don't forget to bring a towel!

Reasons why a towel is not needed for real Dovakiin:

1. Dovakiin never get cold.
2. Dovakiin are so tough that sand feels like cotton.
3. Sleep is for the weak.
4. Dovakiin can travel faster than any raft... almost instantaneously!
5. Again, they are so tough that they can punch through metal.... what good would a wet towel do?
6. Dovakiin can produce worse fumes from eating Taco Bell than any enemy could conjure up.
7. Trolls are pathetic weaklings!
8. Dovakiin do not ever need help.
9. Dovakiin are so nimble that even water can not gain a hold on them.

As you can see... towels are quite useless for a dragonborn.

Can we use it when Hitchhiking across The Galaxy Skyrim in Vogon Ships Carriages?

Towels are ok, but for real class you need a little dragon scale box for your Ebony toothpicks.

Uh...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BwfpuSfrouA&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xs3V_20oD4A

Yes, May 25th is International Towel Day. Thank you very much Mr. Adams. :celebration:

No.

"no Towelie get the hell out of here!"
"wait you don't want me around?"
"YES!"
"so am I under the impression there has been a towelie-ban?"


:D

Somebodys been reading Doug Adams

This is outrageous!!!!

We don't need towels, we need corn...

YES, bring it ^_^

I get the feeling a fair number of the responders to this thread didn't catch the reference. That makes me terribly sad.

hmm people do look sixy in towels : /

strange

and like the galactic guide mentions, never forget your towel, its good against Vogons