Nerdy Jokes : Othor Games

» Tue Feb 01, 2011 4:41 pm

Schr?dinger's cat walks into a bar and doesn't.

That always works :rofl:

What is common with a hot girl and an underground D&D campaign? You want to explore their Underdark :hubbahubba: (I know that's terrible :blush:)

» Tue Feb 01, 2011 8:30 pm

That always works :rofl:

What is common with a hot girl and an underground D&D campaign? You want to explore their Underdark :hubbahubba: (I know that's terrible :blush:)

Well i like it

» Tue Feb 01, 2011 11:31 pm

I admit I laughed at some of the jokes here.

FOREVER ALONE.

C'mon now, no need to bring us all down. You just have to own it.

» Tue Feb 01, 2011 9:01 pm

Not really nerdy but just awful

Why was the thirsty alien at the computer

He was looking for the space bar

» Tue Feb 01, 2011 4:40 pm

That always works :rofl:

What is common with a hot girl and an underground D&D campaign? You want to explore their Underdark :hubbahubba: (I know that's terrible :blush:)

The Underdark is one place I certainly do not want to explore. Too many spiders for my tastes.

» Tue Feb 01, 2011 10:27 pm

The Underdark is one place I certainly do not want to explore. Too many spiders for my tastes.

Spiders would be better than crabs. Well, maybe.

» Wed Feb 02, 2011 1:20 am

The Underdark is one place I certainly do not want to explore. Too many spiders for my tastes.

And that is why you shouldn't deeply anolyze anologies made with humorous attempt :stare:

Though to be honest, that "explore her Underdark" was inspired by the "Explore your Deep Roads" line by Isabela in DA2. Works somewhat better that way :hehe: Hwoever those have spiders too. http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110328204136/dragonage/images/6/6d/Images-2.jpg.

» Tue Feb 01, 2011 8:37 pm

Two guys are sitting in a bar. One is in his mid twenties, the other is 70+. They have a brief conversation that goes like this:

Young guy: "So, have you ever Googled yourself?"
Old guy: "Of course I've googled myself. I mean, who hasn't? But back in my day, we called it something else."
Young guy: :huh: :lightbulb: :blink: :yuck:

» Tue Feb 01, 2011 11:59 am

What weighs more? Six pounds of feathers or six pounds of concrete?

Neither, they both weigh six pounds. Concrete would be more dense, and therefore occupy less space.
Kinda like some people, dense, and good for only six pounds.

» Tue Feb 01, 2011 11:22 am

Neither, they both weigh six pounds. Concrete would be more dense, and therefore occupy less space.
Kinda like some people, dense, and good for only six pounds.

rhetorical question dude

» Tue Feb 01, 2011 10:27 pm

rhetorical question dude

more like a rhetorical question made awesome
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Why is 6 afraid of 7?

» Tue Feb 01, 2011 11:52 pm

Why is 6 afraid of 7?

He ate nine... :cryvaultboy:

» Tue Feb 01, 2011 7:16 pm

rhetorical question dude

I know, but Mexican Candy set it up so sweet, I couldn't leave it there.

» Tue Feb 01, 2011 8:37 pm

A cup contains 50 spoonfuls of brandy, and another contains 50 spoonfuls of water. A spoonful of brandy is taken from the first cup and added to the second cup. Then a spoonful of that mixture is taken from the second cup and mixed into the first.

Is there more or less brandy in the second cup than there is water in the first cup?

» Tue Feb 01, 2011 2:54 pm

Here is one my math teacher says about everyday.

How many outcomes are there when you flip a coin?

Spoiler

3. Heads, tails, and the possibility of it landing straight up.

Each time he tells it, I get that much closer to insanity.

I've actually had option 3 happen more than once.

» Tue Feb 01, 2011 2:06 pm

I've actually had option 3 happen more than once.

Me too.

Hey Urge is back!

» Tue Feb 01, 2011 9:51 pm

I'm a history nerd, so I present:

If historical events had facebook statues - http://coolmaterial.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Cool-Material-Facebook-2.gi

» Tue Feb 01, 2011 4:50 pm

A cup contains 50 spoonfuls of brandy, and another contains 50 spoonfuls of water. A spoonful of brandy is taken from the first cup and added to the second cup. Then a spoonful of that mixture is taken from the second cup and mixed into the first.

Is there more or less brandy in the second cup than there is water in the first cup?

If I understand correctly, only one cup has brandy. So trick question.

» Tue Feb 01, 2011 7:19 pm

And that is why you shouldn't deeply anolyze anologies made with humorous attempt :stare:

Though to be honest, that "explore her Underdark" was inspired by the "Explore your Deep Roads" line by Isabela in DA2. Works somewhat better that way :hehe: Hwoever those have spiders too. http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110328204136/dragonage/images/6/6d/Images-2.jpg.

A good anology nonetheless. I'll be sure to use it frequently.

» Wed Feb 02, 2011 12:38 am

If I understand correctly, only one cup has brandy. So trick question.

Wrong

It's a famous riddle by Lewis Carroll actually

» Tue Feb 01, 2011 7:46 pm

Here is one my math teacher says about everyday.

How many outcomes are there when you flip a coin?

Spoiler

3. Heads, tails, and the possibility of it landing straight up.

Each time he tells it, I get that much closer to insanity.

What about if a bird catches it in mid air? That's a fourth possibility

» Tue Feb 01, 2011 4:41 pm

What about if a bird catches it in mid air? That's a fourth possibility

Or if it turns into a potato in mid-air. Hey, quantum mechanics says it's possible!

» Tue Feb 01, 2011 7:03 pm

I saw a one-panel cartoon of two sailors at the helm of a submarine. One says: "Oh no! C prompt slash! C prompt slash! Bring it up!" The second sailor: "It's too late! She's going to crash!"

The caption: "DOS Boot".

» Tue Feb 01, 2011 10:09 pm

What sound does a subatomic cow make?

A:Muooooon!

Get it?

» Tue Feb 01, 2011 12:59 pm

That (DOS Boot) reminds me:

C:\DOS>
C:\DOS>Run
Run, DOS, run