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Nerdy Jokes

Post » Tue Feb 01, 2011 11:21 pm

I was wondering if you guys have any good nerdy jokes , my best ones probably are :
Argon walks into a bar and the bartender says: We don't serve noble gases here! ...Argon....Doesn't react

Duct tape and the Force are similar in two ways, they both have a light and dark side and they both hold the universe together
:D
I'd love to hear all yours :)
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Gwen
 
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Post » Wed Feb 02, 2011 12:38 am

What does the starship Enterprise have in common with toilet paper?

They both circle Uranus looking for klingons.
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Josh Sabatini
 
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Post » Tue Feb 01, 2011 5:49 pm

Not really a joke per se, but still a classic.

http://www.thisblogrules.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/jordan-and-bill-gates.jpg
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Rich O'Brien
 
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Post » Tue Feb 01, 2011 2:52 pm

Not really a joke per se, but still a classic.

http://www.thisblogrules.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/jordan-and-bill-gates.jpg

I love that , totally wasn't expecting the ending :D
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ANaIs GRelot
 
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Post » Tue Feb 01, 2011 7:27 pm

Two atoms are sitting in a bar. One goes to the other, "Hey, I think I lost an electron." The other asks"Are you sure?" To which he replies "I'm positive."
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Shae Munro
 
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Post » Tue Feb 01, 2011 10:11 am

Not really a joke per se, but still a classic.

http://www.thisblogrules.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/jordan-and-bill-gates.jpg


I make $20 a day. :sadvaultboy:

What did the RAM say after the computer was shut down?

"I can't remember."
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Lucky Boy
 
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Post » Wed Feb 02, 2011 12:04 am

Why do mathematicians always confuse Halloween and Christmas?

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Because 31 Oct = 25 Dec

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Emily Jeffs
 
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Post » Tue Feb 01, 2011 11:04 pm

Here is one my math teacher says about everyday.

How many outcomes are there when you flip a coin?

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3. Heads, tails, and the possibility of it landing straight up.


Each time he tells it, I get that much closer to insanity.
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jasminε
 
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Post » Tue Feb 01, 2011 10:50 am

I just thought of one :)
How many ears does Spock have?
Answer: 3 a left ear, a right ear and a final Front ear :D
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Hairul Hafis
 
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Post » Tue Feb 01, 2011 4:02 pm

Why do mathematicians always confuse Halloween and Christmas?

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Because 31 Oct = 25 Dec



I'll admit, it took me a minute, but :D
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ruCkii
 
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Post » Tue Feb 01, 2011 8:57 am

my life :homestar:
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Jeff Tingler
 
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Post » Tue Feb 01, 2011 6:14 pm

A neutron walks into a bar. "I'd like a beer" he says. The bartender promptly serves up a beer."How much will that be?" asks the neutron. "For you?" replies the bartender, "no charge".
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There are 10 kinds of people in this world:
Those who know binary code and those who don't.
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rae.x
 
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Post » Tue Feb 01, 2011 2:13 pm

Two atoms are sitting in a bar. One goes to the other, "Hey, I think I lost an electron." The other asks"Are you sure?" To which he replies "I'm positive."



A neutron walks into a bar. "I'd like a beer" he says. The bartender promptly serves up a beer."How much will that be?" asks the neutron. "For you?" replies the bartender, "no charge".


A tachyon walks backwards out of a bar.
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Bitter End
 
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Post » Tue Feb 01, 2011 8:52 am

They cant get any worse..............

Hi good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print. Every time I try it says 'Can't find printer'. I've even lifted the printer and placed it in front ofthe monitor, but the computer still says he can't find it...
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Cccurly
 
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Post » Tue Feb 01, 2011 10:29 pm

I'll admit, it took me a minute, but :D

^_^
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Eliza Potter
 
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Post » Tue Feb 01, 2011 5:04 pm

There are 10 kinds of people in this world:
Those who know binary code and those who don't.

"Binary code"? You mean "binary" (Binary is a number base). You could understand a binary code system such as ASCII without understanding why 10 in base n is n.

Are you sure you are allowed in this thread :P
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Post » Tue Feb 01, 2011 12:54 pm

There are 10 kinds of people in this world:
Those who know binary code and those who don't.

There are 2 kinds of people in this world those who can extrapolate from incomplete data..................
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Post » Tue Feb 01, 2011 10:00 pm

Computer Geek Pick up Lines



Mind if I run a sniffer to see if your ports are open?
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Your beauty rivals the graphics of Doom 3.
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I was hoping you wouldn't block my pop-up.
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Nice Set of Floppies!
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You can put a Trojan on my Hard Drive anytime.
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Are you an angel, because your texture mapping is divine!
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You must be Windows 95 because you gots me so unstable.
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Cash n Class
 
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Post » Tue Feb 01, 2011 2:40 pm

Pi R Squared? No, Pie are Round!
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chloe hampson
 
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Post » Tue Feb 01, 2011 7:32 pm

Your beauty rivals the graphics of Doom 3.
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Outdated. That might be inferred as an insult now :hehe:
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Alex Blacke
 
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Post » Tue Feb 01, 2011 11:35 pm

Outdated. That might be inferred as an insult now :hehe:


I was thinking about that :P
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Post » Tue Feb 01, 2011 10:08 pm

Computer Geek Pick up Lines



Mind if I run a sniffer to see if your ports are open?
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Your beauty rivals the graphics of Doom 3.
******************************************************
I was hoping you wouldn't block my pop-up.
******************************************************
Nice Set of Floppies!
******************************************************
You can put a Trojan on my Hard Drive anytime.
******************************************************
Are you an angel, because your texture mapping is divine!
******************************************************
You must be Windows 95 because you gots me so unstable.

If I were an enzyme, I'd want to be a DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes
Hey baby why don't we go back to my place and I can show you the exponential growth of my natural log
Hey baby if was a particle and you were a quantum potential would you let me penetrate your classically forbidden regions
Baby I wish I was your derivative so I can lie tangent to your curves
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KRistina Karlsson
 
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Post » Tue Feb 01, 2011 6:49 pm

What weighs more? Six pounds of feathers or six pounds of concrete?
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Stephy Beck
 
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Post » Tue Feb 01, 2011 8:58 am

What weighs more? Six pounds of feathers or six pounds of concrete?


The feathers of course. I kid, I kid :P
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Sasha Brown
 
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Post » Tue Feb 01, 2011 12:53 pm

Your beauty rivals the graphics of Doom 3.


You might want to say RAGE nowadays instead, DOOM 3 might be a bit insulting.
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Ana
 
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