Alexander Scalatti-Mafia HQ, 10:00 AM
"Waiter, get me a beer, no foam, amber, please," Alex said as he sat down near a bunch of mafia buddies, including his best friend Jack. He sat down and placed both of legs on the coffee table.
"Hey man, hows it been," Jack asked, sitting between two hokers with his arms placed around their necks. He looked like he was having a good time.
"Fine, you and your ladies, won't you give it a rest," Alex asked, putting emphasis on the last phrase. "Those hokers probably have more diseases than a two-hundred year old steak."
Before anyone could respond, the waiter came out. She was lightly dressed. She came toward Alex and gave his beer, but instead of leaving, she sat next to Alex. He scooted slightly away.
"Hey baby, wanna have a good time?"
"Sorry, I'm married." At this, several of his mafia friends began laughing quietly to themselves.
"Nobody will know baby, we'll keep this between us two."
"I'm sorry, I can't."
"Alright, your loss," The hoker said, annoyed as she left. The mafia thugs sitting as the coffee table were still laughing, some with tears in their eyes.
"Aw, look at the faithfully married man," One said, as talking to a baby.
"Look at this, scared of hokers," Jack teased.
Alex was getting clearly annoyed, "What us wrong with being married? Look at you Jack, getting ladies at a whim. Before you know it, you'll be fifty years old and no lady will want you."
"Look man, you're young! You won't be young forever, so you might as well enjoy it as it lasts, " Jack said, trying to fight back the laughter.
"Look, I don't want to get sick with two-hundred year old diseases," As Alex said that, a well dressed mafia goon walked over and plopped a note in front of Alex. Alex picked it up and read it.
"What the [censored]! What the hell! [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored]!!"
Several mafia member's smiles disappeared.
"What the hell!? What the [censored]!!" Alex tossed his fedora to the ground and threw the beer glass halfway across the room. "Jack, Frank, you two, come with me! We're going somewhere!"
Frank and Jack nodded to each other and followed Alex.