Give the guy a break. He's (or she's) new here. Unfortunately, someone else will have to provide the fishy stick. 
@ OP: As stated above, most people here starts a lot of new characters. Some have a few, others have too much spare time a LOT and start new all the time.
Personally, I've just started up a bard, who will defend himself mostly with Illusion (I figured that would be fitting for a singer and sweet talker)., but he'll also use a sword for close-up combat. I plan on keeping him mainly in clothes, maybe mix in some light armor later on. We'll see how it turns out. I've never really gotten the hang of Illusion before, so this is sort of an experiment for me. Good thing is, he's already found himself a ring and robes with Fortify Illusion enchantments, so it's a good start, I guess! 