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Post » Sun Jul 18, 2010 10:55 am

CONCEPTION!

Allows you to cast spells like Sleep, work and dignity!.... that sounds a bit lame .... I wouuld have preffered a necromancy school ,but ok :P

SOURCE: http://bethblog.com/index.php/2011/02/18/ladies-and-gentlemen-start-your-creation-engines/
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Chris BEvan
 
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Post » Sun Jul 18, 2010 12:14 pm

it has been brought to my attention some of you may not realise this is a joke :P It is a joke by Pete.
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Post » Sun Jul 18, 2010 7:26 am

CONCEPTION!

Allows you to cast spells like Sleep, work and dignity!.... that sounds a bit lame .... I wouuld have preffered a necromancy school ,but ok :P

SOURCE: http://bethblog.com/index.php/2011/02/18/ladies-and-gentlemen-start-your-creation-engines/



I laughed so hard
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Post » Sun Jul 18, 2010 6:22 am

Sleep sounds pretty cool, Dignity sounds like a personaliity enhancing spell, and I don't know what to expect from Work, I found the blog post below more interesting

Our man Pete Hines sends word that today, February 18, is the ideal time to conceive if you’re looking to roll a new character/child on Skyrim Day — 11/11/11. Just how exactly he learned this is worth pondering, but we’ll take him at his word for the sake of amusing science.

So, think you have the stat points in you to produce the perfect eight-pound Dovahkiin? Like the wizened wizard of marketing he is, Pete is throwing down with a quest, offering up an unknown reward to any couple adventurous enough to name their 11/11/11-born child “Dovahkiin.”

And with that, we have possibly doomed a child. I’d say this calls for a hefty disclaimer.

Disclaimer: Any reward for completing this quest may not ultimately justify the potential teasing your child could — and probably will — endure over its lifespan. Bethesda Softworks is not responsible for your parenting. You may gain experience points for completing this quest, but you will not care at 3am on a work night. Completion of this quest may also result in decreased desire to play video games and/or function as a human being. Consult with your friends before embarking on this quest; while it may not start in prison, it probably ends there.

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dav
 
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Post » Sun Jul 18, 2010 10:36 am

This thread brings me sadness.
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Sebrina Johnstone
 
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Post » Sun Jul 18, 2010 1:22 pm

What...The blog post is about Feb 18th being the ideal day to concieve of you want a child to be born on 11/11/11 and he made a joke about naming a child on this date Dovahkiin.
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Andres Lechuga
 
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Post » Sat Jul 17, 2010 11:34 pm

ROFL
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Kim Kay
 
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Post » Sun Jul 18, 2010 12:25 pm

CONCEPTION!

Allows you to cast spells like Sleep, work and dignity!.... that sounds a bit lame .... I wouuld have preffered a necromancy school ,but ok :P

SOURCE: http://bethblog.com/index.php/2011/02/18/ladies-and-gentlemen-start-your-creation-engines/

Hahaha.

Allows you to cast spells like Sleep

Tease, I honestly thought up to this your post was serious... now I really want a Charm school of magic :cry: .
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Post » Sun Jul 18, 2010 3:31 am

Sleep sounds pretty cool, Dignity sounds like a personaliity enhancing spell, and I don't know what to expect from Work, I found the blog post below more interesting



Our man Pete Hines sends word that today, February 18, is the ideal time to conceive if you’re looking to roll a new character/child on Skyrim Day — 11/11/11. Just how exactly he learned this is worth pondering, but we’ll take him at his word for the sake of amusing science.

So, think you have the stat points in you to produce the perfect eight-pound Dovahkiin? Like the wizened wizard of marketing he is, Pete is throwing down with a quest, offering up an unknown reward to any couple adventurous enough to name their 11/11/11-born child “Dovahkiin.”

And with that, we have possibly doomed a child. I’d say this calls for a hefty disclaimer.

Disclaimer: Any reward for completing this quest may not ultimately justify the potential teasing your child could — and probably will — endure over its lifespan. Bethesda Softworks is not responsible for your parenting. You may gain experience points for completing this quest, but you will not care at 3am on a work night. Completion of this quest may also result in decreased desire to play video games and/or function as a human being. Consult with your friends before embarking on this quest; while it may not start in prison, it probably ends there.


So, I was born on 11/11! Any chance Pete will follow through if I have my name legally changed? :biggrin:
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Post » Sat Jul 17, 2010 11:22 pm

Wait. What's going on? Was pete taking a jab at the community by telling us "work, sleep, and have dignity" and be patient while we wait for Skyrim
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Post » Sun Jul 18, 2010 1:35 am

Wait. What's going on? Was pete taking a jab at the community by telling us "work, sleep, and have dignity" and be patient while we wait for Skyrim


Or maybe he wants us to post naughty videos of conception attempts.
If so you go first Hines man.
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Post » Sun Jul 18, 2010 3:23 am

Wait. What's going on? Was pete taking a jab at the community by telling us "work, sleep, and have dignity" and be patient while we wait for Skyrim

He put work, sleep, and dignity in there because those are all things that are heavily impacted when you have a newborn child. Namely, you lose the ability to have or participate in all three.
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Post » Sun Jul 18, 2010 6:19 am

He put work, sleep, and dignity in there because those are all things that are heavily impacted when you have a newborn child. Namely, you lose the ability to have or participate in all three.

Nevermind I reread the op and understand now. I mixed up the word "conception" with "charm".
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Andrew Perry
 
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Post » Sun Jul 18, 2010 3:37 am

I'm going to have twins. Dova and Keen.
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Joie Perez
 
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Post » Sun Jul 18, 2010 1:32 pm

Maybe with a low conception skill your baby will have a chance to be born looking like the elephant man giving him +willpower but -charisma.
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Post » Sun Jul 18, 2010 12:34 pm

....?

*checks calendar*

No, it doesn't seem to be April yet... :confused:
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Melung Chan
 
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Post » Sun Jul 18, 2010 2:22 am

I think I may need to cast Dignity on my unborn son if he's to be named Dovahkiin.
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Post » Sun Jul 18, 2010 9:26 am

"Consult with your friends before embarking on this quest; while it may not start in prison, it probably ends there."
:rofl:
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Post » Sun Jul 18, 2010 2:01 am

I don't know why but this makes me want an Inception skill. You can invade sleeping character's dreams!
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Post » Sun Jul 18, 2010 6:40 am

Herp derp.
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Lisa Robb
 
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Post » Sun Jul 18, 2010 8:18 am

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNSf-KQORRk#t=0m6s
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Post » Sun Jul 18, 2010 12:08 am

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNSf-KQORRk#t=0m6s


:rofl: :ribbon:
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Post » Sun Jul 18, 2010 12:24 am

....?

*checks calendar*

No, it doesn't seem to be April yet... :confused:

What?
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