» Wed Dec 15, 2010 11:50 pm
Fool, loser, big baby, moron, big fuzzy mess, idiot, poobum, bumface, pooface, monkey man, big beard, and a few that aren't forum appropriate. We use names like "baby" and "dear" in a sarcastic and mocking tone because those are awful awful pet names and we cringe when we hear people using them.
Don't worry, we're a very loving couple.