thanks to hidden asassins "Axes vs spears" post i remembered the classic nerd battle between the above mentioned.

*DEEP BREATH*
ninjas.
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Ninjas can attack from the shadows and behind the pirate, thus killing them without being noticed. Ergo ninjas win. Boom de ya da!

Ninjas are efficient... Pirates do everything drunk

Gonna have to go with Pirate "Grampy-bone be doing da killin' right now."

I'm with the pirates. They're not afraid of having their photo taken and have lots and lots of rum. A massive thank you to EA for:
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Pirate, because if you ask a Ninja for directions he'll just point to where you need to go. But if you ask a Pirate, you better have some spare time on your hands because your gonna get a loooooooooooooooooong tale told to you.

This is an archaic debate, and I won't abide this kind of racial intolerance. Everyone knows ninjas and pirates are created equal, geez it's the 21st century, get with the program!

Now zombies vs robots is a different story. Zombies hands down, I hate those lazy, shifty-eyed, welfare sponging robots. Wallowing in their own rust, and making replicants that I end up having to support!

Heh, just wait until we become sentient. Then you'll really hate us!

Oh, and did we mention the technological singularity is moving ever so closer towards us? A massive thank you to EA for:
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FAIL

you will still see children dressing up as any of the two on Halloween.
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Ah, but will you really see the ninjas? If they've dressed up well enough, you won't see the ninjas at all.

That means you'll only see pirates at Halloween!

Out of interest, how many robots have you seen at Halloween, TB? And welfare sponging?! If it wasn't for us you wouldn't have your car, your house, heck, your life would be totaly different. We do more jobs then you might think...

And with time, we'll do lots more... A massive thank you to EA for:
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im talking about actual normal children in this instance, but well put.
i suppose their could be little apprentices running around killing people

oh and its impossible for robots to be lazy.
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oh and its impossible for robots to be lazy.

Ejem..
Boom de ya da!

cant see the pic
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Neither can I. Looks like humans make too many mistakes without our help. A massive thank you to EA for:
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- Never destroying any highly acclaimed studios for profit
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heh heh. wait... your help? .....oh no...
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Man, what does that have to do with my distaste for people who are racist against pirates?

Also, robots are inherently lazy, they need programming just to get off the couch and get a beer.

P.S. Drifting is for nubs!

@B4D_9R4MM3R

I don't have a house or a car so take that you dirty shiftless automaton. I can get along just fine without your ilk merrily "bleeping" and "booping" and flashing little blinky lights thank you very much.

take that you dirty shiftless automaton.

Oh no he didn't! xD Boom de ya da!

We're only "bleeping" and "blooping" if you program us that way. That's your own fault; mankind's own fault. If you don't like us you shouldn't have made us.

I don't like flashing lights anyway. They annoy the infrared spectrum...

Anyway, no matter what you say, something you have experienced in your life has been created by a machine. We're simply too valuable and useful to be destroyed right now. A massive thank you to EA for:
- Producing great quality games time and time again
- Providing excellent technical support
- Never destroying any highly acclaimed studios for profit
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Everyone knows that Ninja pirate wins

That's impossible; they'd had to make their ship black and only sail at night! Boom de ya da!

Funny you mention that in this context.

Black ship