Joachim Lacroix (OOC I’m doing this to get the Rp moving)

Testing on humans like they would do that, but maybe those cameras are there for something. I Thought. "To Health", I raised another bottle and drank. "Anyone at the age of sixteen and above is to imminently go to the conference room." Blasted a speaker outside.

"Albright guys I better get this done I will lock the door and do not, touch any of my drink." I gave my cat a little scratch and left the room, when I arrived almost every seat was filled, I sat beside one man he had his feet on the table. "Looks you have been doing some celebrating, eh" I was still I bit light headed when I asked.

Overseer:

http://www.aeropause.com/wordpress/archives/images/2009/01/fallout3_goat_w_shadow.pngI walked over to the microphone., "Everyone the test will soon begin." The sooner you all sit down and shut up the faster you can all leave. I mumbled.

"Your right," Rango said to the light-headed man. "I did have some celebration, with your mom."
Rango laughed out loud and resumed his silent state.

OOC: Arrow, next time use your contex clues!!!
Just making conversation!!!

Overseer.

"Everyone you should have your papers, please answer the question as best you can. The papers are being passed around lookat the pictures." I said

G.O.A.T Test: OOC there are 9 questions. I’m going to the first 4

Question one:http://www.google.ca/imgres?imgurl=http://media.gamerevolution.com/images/misc/image/fallout-3-fun-fire.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.gamerevolution.com/review/xbox360/fallout-3-the-pitt&usg=__kbrU7BB_tcnpaugP_uSNb6ndw2w=&h=498&w=718&sz=64&hl=en&start=43&sig2=n9YVtZdXvjQxyrv4X3-dlQ&zoom=1&tbnid=kZ04h1UI87AOoM:&tbnh=109&tbnw=157&ei=wfHGTdOqJZK-tgfw4NmLBA&prev=/search%3Fq%3DFallout%2B3%2Bavatars%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26biw%3D1339%26bih%3D560%26tbm%3Disch0%2C782&um=1&itbs=1&iact=hc&vpx=1119&vpy=237&dur=920&hovh=134&hovw=194&tx=96&ty=96&page=3&ndsp=24&ved=1t:429,r:7,s:43&biw=1339&bih=560
1: Sit back and relax, crack a beer open, watch the fireworks
2: Run, for the hills!
3: Get into a vault and get a job.
4: Ignore everything.

Question 2: http://www.google.ca/imgres?imgurl=http://static.nezroy.com/images/blog_fallout3/geck_kit.jpg&imgrefurl=http://blog.nezroy.com/2009/02/fallout-3-modding-primer.html&usg=__Q8SYBOkN39QZFBHRcMjEN38Z6Cc=&h=270&w=220&sz=15&hl=en&start=155&sig2=gY64uQgx3UtoQzBv2MykSQ&zoom=1&tbnid=8kJv7vkgxb-gMM:&tbnh=117&tbnw=95&ei=SfLGTa_oM8W1twel-dmWBA&prev=/search%3Fq%3DFallout%2B3%2Bavatars%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26biw%3D1339%26bih%3D560%26tbm%3Disch0%2C3022&um=1&itbs=1&biw=1339&bih=560&iact=rc&dur=1809&page=8&ndsp=22&ved=1t:429,r:4,s:155&tx=52&ty=59
1: Burn it, now nobody can have one.
2: Keep it for yourself.
3: Switch the kit with pill that cause you to get sick then give it away.
4: Share it as best as possible.

Question 3:http://www.google.ca/imgres?imgurl=http://i264.photobucket.com/albums/ii165/snow_hawk_88/Fallout3Avatar.png&imgrefurl=http://www.psu.com/forums/threads/199815-Fallout-3-Sig-Request-1000-SP-and-Rep-to-All-(Closed)&usg=__yQP2g7ur1W7S_BJvA6PuVqeFl1k=&h=120&w=120&sz=21&hl=en&start=43&sig2=c8MDdHh3iWefD81bB-k6Kg&zoom=0&tbnid=bq0YmxetLBxMhM:&tbnh=88&tbnw=88&ei=pending&prev=/search%3Fq%3DFallout%2B3%2Bavatars%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26biw%3D1339%26bih%3D560%26tbm%3Disch0%2C1118&um=1&itbs=1&iact=hc&vpx=739&vpy=200&dur=530&hovh=88&hovw=88&tx=87&ty=49&page=3&ndsp=24&ved=1t:429,r:20,s:43&biw=1339&bih=560
1: Offer to join them and become a feared leader.
2: Gun them down before they get another breath of air.
3: Rub the money in your ass then give it to them
4: Give them fake toy money.

Question 4: http://www.google.ca/imgres?imgurl=http://i264.photobucket.com/albums/ii165/snow_hawk_88/Fallout3Avatar.png&imgrefurl=http://www.psu.com/forums/threads/199815-Fallout-3-Sig-Request-1000-SP-and-Rep-to-All-(Closed)&usg=__yQP2g7ur1W7S_BJvA6PuVqeFl1k=&h=120&w=120&sz=21&hl=en&start=43&sig2=c8MDdHh3iWefD81bB-k6Kg&zoom=0&tbnid=bq0YmxetLBxMhM:&tbnh=88&tbnw=88&ei=pending&prev=/search%3Fq%3DFallout%2B3%2Bavatars%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26biw%3D1339%26bih%3D560%26tbm%3Disch0%2C1118&um=1&itbs=1&iact=hc&vpx=739&vpy=200&dur=530&hovh=88&hovw=88&tx=87&ty=49&page=3&ndsp=24&ved=1t:429,r:20,s:43&biw=1339&bih=560
1: Kick her in the belly that should slow the process.
2: Say to here " I don't see a bird anywhere to drop off the child. (Stork)
3: Help here to the clinic.
4 Where do babies come from?

"Please there will be 5 more questions, answer them as best as possible. Do these ones first." I said

Ares Warren

Ares was sitting in his bed, his hands covering his eyes. Many of the citizens were taking their goat test now, but since he already had a job, he figured it would only be a waste of time. Although his first days pay was a nice sum of caps, Ares still questioned the job. What he had just seen had been brutal and wrong. To kill a man so quickly, without hesitation. Ares had seen it before, but that was long ago. He was still struggling to keep the ideas out of his mind. Now they were right back.

Seeing that his best option was to question the overseer, Ares made his way to the conference room. He could hear talking from inside, but he decided to wait. It shouldn't take too long for them to finish.

"These seem like something the overseer would write." Nariko thought.

"Well how often do you get to see the end of the world?"
1. Watch the fireworks.

"I've never seen someone try to eat them self..."
2.Keep it for yourself.

"That just happens to be laced with Nitroglycerin."
3.Give them fake money.

"That would be too awkward... probably best to pretend I'm an idiot."
4.Where do babies come from?

Ignore this. Sorry.

Q1: 3: Get into a vault and get a job.

Q2; 4: Share it as best as possible

Q3: 2: Gun them down before they get another breath of air.

Q4: 2: Say to here " I don't see a bird anywhere to drop off the child. (Stork)


"What the hell is this."

OCC there is a reason why the questions are stupid (Some of them relate to jobs), again though I will make the next 5 more related to vault jobs.

G.O.A.T

"The next three questions". I said

Question 5: The Vault reactor is offline, what do you do?"
1: Repair it saving the vault.
2: What’s a reactor?
3: Rig it so all the lights in the Vault blow.
4: Call for help.

Question 6: "A man is spreading bad rumours of the vault, what do you do."
1: Beat the man senselessly.
2: Arrest him.
3 Kill him.
4 I agree with the man too.

Question 7: "There is a dead man on the floor, what do you do?"
1: Investigate whoever did this murder.
2: Kick the body then walk away.
3: Call for security.
4: Take the body to a test lab.

"There will be 3 more question’s."

5. Repair it.

6. I agree.

7. Investigate.
"Although, during an investigation you would need to test the body..."

Matt Shepard

Matt awoke in a strange room, getting of the bed he put on his Army cap and looked around, he appeared to be in clinic and could hear two people talking outside

“How is the guy, the overseer wants everyone to take the G.O.A.T test now, no exceptions” one the people said (Random guard)

“Yeah he should be fine, no broken bones or a conclusion but If he starts acting oddly bring him to clinic, just to be safe…” the other guy replied (doctor)

The door opened an the guard entered the clinc and spoke to matt “ hello and welcome to Noah ark’s, I have been instructed by the overseer to take you to conference room, so you can take you G.O.A.T test.”

“Hmmthe G.O.A.T, one of those test that decides which job you get, okay lets go” matt replied and began following the guard to conference room...

--

Entering the conference room, Matt sat down on a empty desk and began answer the questions, trying to catch up with the others.

Question one:"Oh no the world is ending, what do you do?"
3. Get into a vault and get a job.

Question 2: "You have the only survival kit out of the entire vault, what do you do?"
4: Share it as best as possible.

Question 3:"A group of men approach you with guns wanting your wallet, what do you do?"
4: Give them fake toy money.

Question 4: 'A lady approaches you and say's she’s going to have the child soon, what do you do?"
3: Help her to the clinic.

Question 5: The Vault reactor is offline, what do you do?"
1: Repair it saving the vault.

Question 6: "A man is spreading bad rumours of the vault, what do you do."
2: Arrest him.

Question 7: "There is a dead man on the floor, what do you do?"
4: Take the body to a test lab.

as Matt finished the 7th qeustion, the man by the projector said "There will be 3 more question’s."

whew it looks like I caught up with the others and he must be the overseer

G.O.A.T Test.

"Last questions, Finally." I said.

Question 8: "What job in the vault do you think you disserve?"

Question 9: This is similar to question 8. Why do you think you would be good at that job?"

And finally, who is the complete ruler of the vault, in whom we owe our lives, and all humanity, my favourite question.
1:Overseer.
2:Overseer.
3:Overseer.
4:The Answer is the Overseer!

Q8: Something that involves shooting

Q9: Because I like to shoot.

OOC: Won't be able to post the other answers to the other questions. Don't got the time or pc.

IC:

Rango finished the test, ignoring the overseer's dumb statement. Well, not completely. He wrote 'your mom" asone of the answers and circled it. "Please overseer, next time don't be so ridicoulouse," he said in his mind.

Overseer G.O.A.T

When you are done the test's line up in front of this desk and you will be assigned your job and given a pip-boy at the exit. The pip-boy clips on your wrist and will run a guide on how to use it, also a guide to where to will start your career. Again when you are done line up at this desk. I went over and sat on the desk, 187 people to go. I mumbled, I will have to take it slow on the testing maybe I dont even have half of the Vaults capacity.

"What am I good at.." Nariko thought.

He looked down at the pip boy on his wrist that he had reprogrammed.
8. Detective.

"Ha. I wonder if he'll actually give it to me."

9. Do you want brute force to be the front in finding out who smashed a vending machine?

"What if he does actually give it to me... I would have snooping rights..."

10. The Overseer.
He circled the third one as an extremely deep joke that no one would get.

matt shepherd


Question 8: "What job in the vault do you think you disserve?"
technician

Question 9: This is similar to question 8. Why do you think you would be good at that job?"

I have a diploma in engineering & am /was a mechanic in the USA army

And finally, who is the complete ruler of the vault, in whom we owe our lives, and all humanity, my favourite question.
4:The Answer is the Overseer!

Finishing the G.O.A.T Matt waited in line until it was his turn with the Overseer "so what Job do I get?" Matt asked


ooc: my computer crashed. soI had to finish this on my ps3, I won't be able to reply for awhile so you can CC matt leaving the room

Overseer: Reading tests

"Next!" I demanded, a man approached. "I'm Matt Shepherd. He said. Stop talking I know who you are; Vault Head Technician is your job. I signalled a guard to hand him a pip-boy and send him on his way.

"NEXT!"

Overseer

"Next!" I cried. A man approached. "I remember you, you’re that [censored] who barged into my Office with that little girl." I stared at him for a moment grabbed his paper and threw it in the trash. " Vault Detective, You already have you Pip-Boy so you may leave now." I said

"Next!"

"...This is getting weirder and weirder."

Overseer.

"Next I said, I man approached. I snatched his sheet, hm nice answer to number 10, your mom, Immature. I then mumble. He might be trouble."

"You can be security guard since you seem to be as stupid as they are, and you will feed the animal’s. The Pip boy will give you more details. I chuckled. Now go! Next"

Matt Shepard

“Stop talking I know who you are; Vault Head Technician is your job”.the overseer said beofre ssignalling a guard to hand Matt a pip-boy and send him on his way.

Hmm looks like Dad may have gotten me that Job…

“Thanks, I always wanted one of these ” Matt chucked

Leaving the room, matt began to fiddle with the pip-boy settings , changing the pipboy colour to blue and began to walking to his room, whlist listening to the radio.

“ Welcome to Noah’s arks vault can everyone please go to the conference room for your G.O.A.T test! .... Welcome to Noah’s arks vault can everyone please go to the conference room for your G.O.A.T test! "


must be on a loop

Reaching his room, matt walked inside, not even brothering to look around, he went straight to bedroom and fell asleep on his fancy new Vault bed.

"What a vault security guard!" Rango hollered out of the conference room. "Why would I want to help out these currupted bastards! Oh well. I'm even gonna have to feed animals. Oh well, i haven't seen a horse since I got in this vault, and I llove me my horses."
Rango looked on his pip-boy. The next day he would have to begin his security job by meeting up in the locker room.

Vault room: Smits Vectov

"Uh my head it hurts so bad." Groaned Victor. "Ha you just need more drink!" I said back and passed him a bottle. "No really I have never felt such pain." Said Victor.

Examining Victor I could tell he was in serious pain, shouting then echoed the hallway outside thudding footsteps came closer. "Room's clear next one!" A man yelled. I grabbed a bottle off of the shelf. "Sorry about the mess. I mumbled. Then slamming the end of the bottle on the table making a shank, liquor leaked out. "Victor you have to get up there coming!" I yelled. I tried to keep my balance my vision was blurred. "I should have laid of the vodka." Hardly keeping up with my own words.

Click, the door opened around the corner a man came he had an evil grin and noticeable scar was on his face. "Think you could hide forever" The man snarled, taking out his baton his slammed in into my head. Falling to my knees I looked up. My eyes' where blinded by blood. " Go to hell " I groaned. Blackness fell upon me.