Sorry,I'm just kind of a grammar Nazi.And I did say please.

Tell me you wouldn't jump 10 feet in the air if http://thumbpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/funny-banana-hat-cut1.jpg would pop out of the casket.

That's... too bad? Dis be a gamin' forum, not english class.

...That's...I don't know.

lol ...all righty then.

In the vanilla game Nocturnal is rather meh, I have seen some mod's that make her very attractive. But it's probably the dress.

I don't know where I'd want to spend the rest of eternity.... though a giant library sounds pretty good, minus the big scary dudes. They all have up's and downs I suppose.

Just you. I loathe her too much to care if she were even wearing pasties or something.

Been practising y'know? The bloody thing was getting rusty. Fang hates it though, he's a wuss.

She's really not Sir.

It always starts this way with the Daedric princes.

Promises of fortune, power or in her case a teatime peel and some wacky kind of nighttime naughtiness

Blah, blah, blah.

Next thing you know, you've snuffed it. Soul bound and forced to worship for eternity.

Hoisted by a caveat, doomed as a fish.

^ Yes, I think there could be quite a bit of truth in this. Watch out for the daedra, they'll trick you.

Rule one of consorting with demons and the like: they don't really look like that. One minute they're all sixy succubus, next they're like http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q217/Taliesin_ttlg/30don/star%20trek/startrek_trueform.jpg

Plus the whole tricking you into eternal servitude thing, although in fairness, even Nocturnal says 'dudes, you know this deal is HEAVILY weighted in my favour, yeah?'

Well, what men won't do for a single glance at a good rack.

Another victim of the dress... Mephala's voice is hotter.

Ew. I expected something like this when I watched that episode, but still. Scary stuff.

Every woman got one... http://www.vevo.com/watch/beyonce/freakum-dress/USSM20700731

I think she is very attractive. Would rather serve her then some of the other daeda. At least she is easy on the eyes.

She doesn't look that old, her voice maybe, but she fills that dress nicely

Anyone truly hot doesn't need a certain dress to shine

According to American movies they do. Add some makeup, take off their glasses & let their hair down, nerd to babe

I believe that Albino Redguards with nice dresses look hawt.

Because Lydia and Mphaal are voiced by the same VA and are initially encountered in DR, I have a headcanon that the former is an aspect of the latter.

Take off the lens-less glasses and suddenly every boy wants to date you

No-one else liked the my jam huh? That's okay, I guess there's a reason why I'm still living in a hut by the woods.

I don't think she was intended to be attractive, just like Aela. It's obviously because of the revealing attire that all the women in this game share.

No-one knows how much work it is to actually make a song