Can't believe so many people are making a nord as their first character, oh how creative you are

Well, Finland is rather scary!
http://satwcomic.com/no-invitation

Seriously, if you haven't read SATW, you should. Start at the beginning! It's hilarious! (and sometimes even educational! :cryvaultboy: )

I like the Simo H?yh? reference more.

What i want to do with my char V?lgrind Sigm?rson:

- Drink beer in a drinking horn/enemy skull and roar
- Remove arms and legs from the enemies
- Bring fire and fear for some villagers
- Grow an army
- Swing my epic beard at the inexorable cold winds in the top of the biggest montain in Skyrim
- have a tale of my own deeds
- have a ship
- have a sword with my name
- ride in storm of the seas with my dragonship
- have a warrior son
- Kill a dragon without an armor or weapon. Just with my hands (yes naked ass epic fight)
- No helping so much people, i'm no good person
- have personal enemyes
- Have a five number bounty on my head and kill all the bounty hunters that'll comes
- Have a thunder voice
- have veins jumpin out my arms and forehead
- Do not shot a single arrow

NORDIC relates to the NORDS. NORSE relates to the Norwegians, or other Scandinavian regions.

Nord Male: ólfr
Age: 30
Build: Stereotypical Viking Badass

ólfr live high up in the mountains of Skyrim in a small wooden cabin which he himself built. ólfr survived by living off the land, hunting and fishing. He lived so far away from large populations because he had always felt he was different from them, he felt he did not belong. He has lived so far away from other people for so long what he could remember, from when he did traverse those lands, had all but vanished from his memory. He lived with his wife, Sverro and his son úlfr.

ólfr was on one of his many hunting trips that he undertook to gather food for him and his family, he suddenly heard screams and then a large vibration shook the gound so that leaves and branches that were not secured to the trees around him fell to the ground with a thud. The sounds came from the cabin. He ran towards his mountain home with the speed of a possesed man. When he got there he found that his home, or what was left of it, was a pile of burning ash and rubble. His wife and son had perished in the flames. ólfr searched the rubble for his wifes knecklace, the one he gave her the day they met. He found it in a heap of ash, suddenly a beam from the log cabin fell and just missed his head but not without inflicting a huge gash across his left eye appearing to blind him. He dropped to the ground holding his head in sheer disbelief that all he held dear had vanished in a heart beat. ólfr knew that this was the doing of a creature of pure power and magical descent. But what creature he did not know. From that day forward he pledged to kill all magical creatures of the land that posed a threat to innocents. He was to become a Monster Hunter of sorts.

As he rose to his feet he found that the smoke had attracted a local legion patrol. They ran up to him, ólfr was still in shock, he mumbled as if he had lost his mind, saying 'They're dead, my wife, my son They're dead, it's all my fault.' The Legion soldiers, not being ones to mess around took this as a formal confession for the murders of his wife and child. They promptly arrested him and took him to a prison of which ólfr did not know. He recieved the news. The news that he was to be excecuted.

My Nord was of a Bosmer father, making him much more agile in skill, yet appearing as any other Nord (Thus is the way of genetics in Nirn.).

My ancestors were nords(vikings) so of course will i choose them! :biggrin:

Huzzah! As were mine. I am over half Norwegian. And you?

I'm from Norway and is 100% Norwegian. hehe:P

Just out of interest how can you be over half norwegian?? lol

Lucky dog. I have German, Scottish, English, Danish, and Swedish all mixed up in mine. This melting pot of a country has IMPURIFIED MY GENES!!! :tongue:

@Olfr: That means somewhere a bit over 50%? I don't see your dilemma.

How can you have over half norwegian when you have 50% of each of you parents genes unless somehow you had more than 2 parents :S

I'm about the third generation. Mixing two people's kids, with more people's kids, with more people's kids, makes for a pretty well rounded gene pool.

Ignore my last thread

I have thought it through and it's perfectly possible, i apologise

Lol, no apology needed.

Det f?r st? f?r dig det. Dra inte oss alla ?ver samma kam!

Ok lets talk about our genes,kids.I am finnish and have some dutch blood(Very little though) in me!Yaaay!Who's next?


EDIT:Oh,and youre only supposed to speak english here!Yeah you up there :rolleyes: !

Ren Svensk, och stolt ?ver det!
(Pure Swedish and proud of it!)

But you live in Chicago?

Because my precious country is now being turned into a sewer...'nuff said about that though.

Lol. I'm Norse, and have blue eyes, dark brown hair. We're not all blonde, you know. I hate that stereotype.

I'm a Dane living in Canada (at the moment) and I'm of Scottish, Danish and a small amount of Russian heritage xD I will be playing Nord for sure when I get Skyrim. I have blue eyes but brown hair.....not all of us are blonde and blue eyed xD

Precisely.

I think they also didn't speak English. Though, I guess you're forced to do so on this board...for the most part.


Are you? And if so, Neo?