Am I a Nord

Post » Mon Nov 16, 2015 8:17 pm

A year ago I did a topic on the "True" nord. And since then ive been playing ALOT of skyrim, and ALOT of research. Like I said in my "True" nord topic I like to play characters that are similar to my characteristiscs. To be specific I am 40% german 30% Scandinavian 20% Welsh and 10 percent english. I took a cheek swab and the percentedges were the result. Keep in mind I have black hair dark eyes and my skin is a little tan. So Would I be classified as a Nord?

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Becky Cox
 
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Post » Mon Nov 16, 2015 12:59 pm

Do you shave with a battleaxe?

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Jynx Anthropic
 
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Post » Tue Nov 17, 2015 12:09 am

Don't think so.

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Lizzie
 
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Post » Mon Nov 16, 2015 9:16 am

Literally.....no.....you'd need to be able to trace your ancestory back to Atmora.....which I think you'll agree is a little unlikely. However, take heart, the generic races the Nord people are modelled upon during 'not very much AD' would encompass your DNA nicely. :)
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Joey Bel
 
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Post » Mon Nov 16, 2015 5:31 pm

Are you a true Nord? Only if you follow the banner of Ulfric Stormcloak against both the Empire and the Aldmeri Dominion and have 100% Skyrim DNA.

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cutiecute
 
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Post » Mon Nov 16, 2015 10:17 am

Why do people always consider every Nord a stormcloak? 'Only' 4/9 holds start out stormcloak aligned.

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Matthew Aaron Evans
 
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Post » Mon Nov 16, 2015 1:34 pm

Why do people always consider every Nord a stormcloak? 'Only' 4/9 holds start out stormcloak aligned.

but... but... the propaganda! Every Stormcloak says, "If you know of any TRUE NORDS, send them to Ulfric in Windhelm!" :lol:

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OP, You have a good percentage of the cultures that Nords are kind of based on: Scandinavian and Germanic. "True Nord?" As others have said, not likely as Atmora is what Skyrim Nords call home. However, an "Earth Nord" may be right up your alley :)

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Post » Mon Nov 16, 2015 5:14 pm

To give you a slightly less flippant answer than my previous one, if you want to play a Nord, play a Nord. There's no shortage of Nord NPCs in Skyrim who have black hair, for instance, and dark eyes are certainly an option during character generation (though I never really noticed how dark NPC Nords' eyes generally get). I can't recall how "tan" PC Nords can get, but certainly there are some "ruddy" options - not to mention the more subtle "dirt" textures which can have the effect of darker skin.

So... sure, why not?

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Post » Mon Nov 16, 2015 11:40 pm

You would be a Colovian, because You insist on being a True Nord :P

I am in the same boat.

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Post » Mon Nov 16, 2015 7:59 pm

Only are you a true Nord, when you shave with a battleaxe. Though that being said, a true Nord would never shave at all....

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Post » Mon Nov 16, 2015 11:58 pm

because some people believe they have to spout propaganda to justify their personal alignment..


its not only the SC supporters that do it though (although, we seem to see them do it more these days), i have seen just about as many imperial supports spout equally false propaganda in support of their side

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Post » Mon Nov 16, 2015 2:07 pm

My comments were completely tongue in cheek. I had hoped the absurd almost quote of what the Stormies spout would have been clear. Sorry if it sounded a bit flippant. My bigger point was my general dislike of trying to match Nirn things up too closely to Earth things.

'Twas certainly not my intent to try to get Skyrim Civil War on myself - ugh. I'm a true wood elf by the way, so the humans and their petty squabbles are actually of no interest when it comes to what they call their civil war. From my Bosmer's perspective, the Red Coats want to cut her head off for no reason and the Blue Coats just hate elves in general. :icecream:

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Post » Mon Nov 16, 2015 1:27 pm

Come now, it's not propaganda. It's something of a battle of world views. From a certain point of view Empire aligned nords are a little bit more watered down from a cultural perspective and are more cosmopolitan,while the others are holding on to their roots strongly.

Look at it in ''Hlaalu vs the other Great Houses'' terms.

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Laura Elizabeth
 
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Post » Mon Nov 16, 2015 6:45 pm

I see it as a battle over "Who is Talos?"

Is he, in essence, Tiber Septim? Then you're probably Imperial-aligned.

Or is he essentially Ysmir Wulfharth? Then you're probably Stormcloak-aligned.

It's no small coincidence that both of those men were Dragonborn. Are you more apt to scheme and wait for opportunities like Tiber, or grab your axe and charge in and chop elf heads like Wulfharth? I feel I must remind everyone which of these two ultimately brought the Altmer, the most elfy of elven races, to bend knee to them...

For more tongue-in-cheek flippiant fantastic racism...

Your bosmer does have an interest because the war's continuation means more meat for dinner. :P

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Michael Russ
 
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Post » Mon Nov 16, 2015 11:13 pm

Hmmm... If Buffy wasn't a vegetarian before, she probably is now. ;)

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Justin Hankins
 
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Post » Mon Nov 16, 2015 7:12 pm

Sounds more like the OP's an American to me, which means you're none of them. You're American. To be true Nordic you have to have been born and raised in Scandinavia. It's a bit like me being part Scot and part English. Nope, sorry, I was born and raised in the West Country of England, so no matter where some ancestor of mine came from I'll always identify with being English. 100%

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Lauren Graves
 
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Post » Mon Nov 16, 2015 6:43 pm

You wouldn't be a Nord because Nords aren't real. :V

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Nichola Haynes
 
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Post » Mon Nov 16, 2015 10:25 pm

people often say the part I've bolded, but its not necessarily true.. sure they say "but the old ways!", and yet they almost all worship the Imperial Pantheon rather than the Nordic one.. in fact, there are few people in the province that even acknowledge that the true Pantheon of those "Old Ways" is entirely different from the ones most SC supporters follow..

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Chad Holloway
 
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Post » Mon Nov 16, 2015 2:02 pm

No. You are a human.
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Elea Rossi
 
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Post » Mon Nov 16, 2015 6:45 pm

Which is fine for you, but not necessarily the case for all people born and raised in England - I definitely see my Scottish and Welsh ancestry as important parts of me, particularly the Welsh (I even studied the language for a while, though I only managed a year at university due to ill health.)

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Post » Mon Nov 16, 2015 9:57 am

So, what will you do if Britain and the UK as a whole breaks up? Chances are it will eventually, so what side are you going to choose? I tend to think like the American president Theodore Roosevelt, who demanded that people living in the US not be hypocritical by calling themselves "http://reaganiterepublicanresistance.blogspot.co.uk/2010/05/teddy-roosevelt-no-room-in-this-country.html". He believed that you were either American or you weren't. He believed that you can't live in the States and at the same time think you're something else. Same with here. You want to live in England? Then you should call yourself English, or as he would've said, you know where the door is!

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Post » Mon Nov 16, 2015 10:39 pm

ARE TOO!

:lol:

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Nancy RIP
 
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Post » Mon Nov 16, 2015 10:50 am

Rubbish, I was born here, I've lived here all my life, I don't have to identify with jingoistic clap-trap to live here, or even be English. This is the kind of thinking that's resulted in a "British Citizenship Test" which reportedly requires you to give a false (but "everyone knows this fact") answer to the question "which are the two furthest-apart points of mainland Britain?" (As a matter of fact, I'm more likely to call myself English than British, largely because I don't wish to be associated with groups like Britain First, but that doesn't mean I have to ignore the other parts of my heritage.)

Skyrim belongs to all its people.

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Post » Mon Nov 16, 2015 10:53 pm

You might say that, but Roosevelt was right though, as the https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQv0_1X5Ua8, and the creature called "http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/jihadi-john-british-isis-executioner-mohammed-emwazi-targeted-by-us-airstrike-in-syria-a6732731.html" proved. They lived in our countries but they were encouraged to keep their ethnic identities, http://www.thesundaytimes.co.uk/sto/multimedia/dynamic/01090/NIP000118302518-21_1090331k.jpg

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Paula Rose
 
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Post » Mon Nov 16, 2015 8:59 pm

As opposed to the Japanese-Americans put into internment camps, of course?? Or the German Jews who did their best to be Good Germans, to blend in, to assimilate (and many were more or less secular), and who still got shipped off to death camps?? And, you know, all the Nice White American Boys who shoot up their classmates, etc... Anyway, this is unbelievably off topic, so I'm going to bow out.

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