NPC's Who Annoy You The Most : V - Skyrim

» Fri Dec 09, 2011 5:01 pm

We don't allow any discussion of harming (directly or indirectly) any of the children in this game. It's not to dictate morality, but simply because we've learned the hard way that this forum can't discuss that subject in a mature manner without it ending in warnings, suspensions, and bans. You can talk about children. You can talk about how they annoy you. You just can't talk about harming them in any way.

Thread's re-opened, but do keep that in mind, going forward.

» Fri Dec 09, 2011 9:38 pm

Nazeem in Whiterun. Every time I'm in the city he comes to say me "Do you get to the cloud district very often? Oh, what I'm saying - of course you're not." Once he even followed me in my house just to say that annoying phrase.

» Fri Dec 09, 2011 9:51 pm

"Are you looking for my husband Razeem..." something like that - oh man, I wanna punch her in the face!
Also the guy yelling in the middle of whiterun.

BUT! I love Cicero! hahah he makes me laugh everytime.

» Fri Dec 09, 2011 8:36 pm

that stupid bard with awful voice forget where exactly ... i was talking to quest giver and that [censored] started singing Jesus [censored] Christ!!! with the most awful voice, i coudn't even hear the guy anymore

» Fri Dec 09, 2011 7:07 pm

We all know the worst one is Maven Black-briar.
Can't argue about that.

I had my bow drawn at that condescending idiot. "I better have good news ?!!" That miser needs to die.

» Sat Dec 10, 2011 1:11 am

Probably any NPC that is following me and then stands in a doorway, such as Lydia. Then there is that Thalmor leader who struts around the Understone Keep acting condescending when I know I could destroy him. There's also just a tone that Mercer Frey gives off that angers me. As well as the arrogant cat at the college in Winterhold.

» Sat Dec 10, 2011 7:40 am

Ulfric stormcloak and his ego plus racist attitude.

» Fri Dec 09, 2011 8:45 pm

Why is everyone complaining about companions blocking your way... just sprint towards them and they bounce off...Oh and the guy in Whiterun talking 24/7. I just disable him and be done with it.

» Sat Dec 10, 2011 5:45 am

The girl hero in savngarde. cant remember her name. her voice acting is awful

» Sat Dec 10, 2011 1:00 am

I agree with so much in this thread.

Also, that one Altmer [censored] in the College of Winterhold. Not the one that has a store and is actually useful, the useless one.
Every single Thalmor. They spend so much time looking at everything down the bridge of their nose that they don't see the dagger coming. Pathetic, haughty swine.
Ulfric. Self-righteous, egotistical, thoughtless scum.

» Sat Dec 10, 2011 5:00 am

I had to resist the serious urge to kill J'zargo. That guy is such a little pecker

He drives me nuts too. I'd like to put an ice spike through his head.

» Sat Dec 10, 2011 7:07 am

"Olfred!"

» Fri Dec 09, 2011 10:33 pm

That Lilinth Maiden-Loom. Every time I walk by her... "Come to talk to an old woman, do your good deed for the day?" Lady, I was just walking by you.

» Sat Dec 10, 2011 3:12 am

Cicero(DB) have the most creepy and the most annoying voice..

I also hate when followers trap you inside or outside places because they block the doorway...

The kids running and then stopping to say that i svck... Okay, they don't say that, but they say something about me being old and boring and stuff like that..

» Fri Dec 09, 2011 4:44 pm

Definitely Maven Blackbriar. If anyone holds disdain for every other single living thing on the planet, it's this woman. She's the one reason I hesistate to help out the Imperials instead of the Stormcloaks.

» Sat Dec 10, 2011 5:51 am

That horrific little brat in Whiterun running around in front of your house saying "I'm not afraid of you, you know...".

Yeah but there is mission were you can say her and threat that she will be going to censored/Riftens orphanage/

» Fri Dec 09, 2011 10:36 pm

The jester is the only one I can think of ...

» Sat Dec 10, 2011 1:02 am

The Jester for sure. :brokencomputer:

» Fri Dec 09, 2011 5:06 pm

Cicero. But most of all, Nazeem. Damn Im gonna enjoy killing him some day.

» Fri Dec 09, 2011 6:23 pm

Lydia. She's my housecarl yet for some strange reason gives me a hard time any time I ask her to hold anything. Heck I give her a fancy sword she's still not happy

That and the kids. Why oh why do they all look the same regardless of race or six. Little scary lemmings they are.

She got killed by a Troll 15 mins after I got her....Lol

» Fri Dec 09, 2011 9:03 pm

Belethor because he′s lazy

Belethor is my freaking hero man, screw the main protagonist killing dragons. Anyway, I don't like Mjoll the Lioness very much.. At all. All she does is tell me her life story, even when I'm in a conversation with someone else. Or when we're exploring a ruin or something and she starts talking about how her mother trained her to wield a sword or her father wanted her to be a hunter. I don't normally like very open people IRL either, but this is just how I feel.

» Sat Dec 10, 2011 6:13 am

Irileth in Whiterun, everytime I enter Dragonsreach to use the enchanting thing she asks me "What's all this about?" And her resemblence to Mystique from X Men gets on my nerves too.

» Sat Dec 10, 2011 1:51 am

I had to resist the serious urge to kill J'zargo. That guy is such a little pecker

Yeah I'd vote him too

» Sat Dec 10, 2011 6:26 am

That w.a.n.k.e.r Dirge for talking smack to the Dragonborn 24/7 when he was trying to make himself a made man in the Thieves Guild. The game never allowed the opportunity to let him get his @$$ kicked.

And that toe rag of a barkeep Vekel the Man come to think of it. :toughninja:

It's really svcks that if you join both Dark Brotherhood and Thieves Guild and become Guild Masters of both, that you still lack the perogative to take out a black sacrament on Thieves guild members. Those are definitely two thieves guild brethern I wish my battle mage Nord could exterminate and improve the Skyrim population gene pool by.

» Fri Dec 09, 2011 8:26 pm

Nobody has really annoyed me to the point where I contemplate murder as of yet, but Aela annoyed me when you apprach her for the first time after her and her Shield-brothers kill a giant when I'm nowhere around and she says 'that's taken care of, no thanks to you."

I find this somewhat harsh and unessesary.

:P